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Purple Pi are microscopic creatures that live inside teachers, or anywhere that there is math. They burrow into the brain and make the teachers lame and stupid.

Purple Pi

A Purple Pi that has mutated to grow horns and long legs

Facts

Purple Pi are found in areas with high concentrations of math. In fact, they may be growing on your math homework right now! They die when exposed to high concentrations of letters. Once a purple pi infects you, you must run to the nearest computer, laptop, smartphone, or tablet and type "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog(e)(s)" for 4 hours then the purple pi's are dead. Near- or true Undefeatables infect purple pi, turning them into miniature versions of themselves.

Places where purple pi are found

Victims of Purple Pi

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