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Pumpkin Girl Town of Salem

Pumpkin Girl Town of Salem, also known as Jackie or Jacqueline is one of the guys in Tower of Salem 2 and Terrorists in Salem. She is so awesome, she grows pumpkins and makes pumpkin spice lattés that actually taste good and don't taste like a jack-o-crap. She is very grateful to the Pumkins; they gave her her livelihood, and she's a part of their family.

If you see Pumpkin Girl in your local ToS daycare, do not worry, for she is always assigned townie at birth and posts every day and also is a good player. Not just because she always runs Coroner scrolls, which makes her an ABSOLUTE legend BTW, but because she also knows how to Sus out the good from the bad from the ugly.

Origins[]

She was one of the Virginian babies raised in the 2nd Tower of Salem. She spent many of the first years of her life learning to plow the fields, raise cattle, churn butter, but her favorite thing to do was talking to Pumkins. They also taught her how to leave the tower and do awesome things with her life, like how to grow pumpkins and Pumpins and how to appease the Old Ones. When she grew older, they taught her how to make weapons with pumpkins. When she was 20, they taught her how to make alcohol out of pumpkins.

Creations[]

Pumpkin Girl has added many things to the universe. For instance, when Jack Frost came to her and said "hee ho", she took a wizard hat from a bitch of The Coven she killed, a cape from the Vampire she staked, and a match from an Arsonist she waterlogged, and created Pyro Jack. Jack Frost liked his new friend, and King Frost loved Pyro Jack, and thus she was paid $329,852,352.

But before that she was rich, she made drinkable pumpkins for Weegee, which is why Weegee drinks pumpkins. Only sometimes... She also made Pumpkin Bombs for Team Fortress 2's Halloween maps, and was compensated for those. One of her most brilliant creations is the personal guard Pumpkin Knight. Those dudes are awesome and they will decapitate all the trickers and tricksters who try to harm you.

Trivia[]

  • She was The Ultimate Farmer from ages 0 to 5, but then that League of Legends Terran player Pizzano stole that title from her.
  • She has killed Pizzano with her weapons on several occasions to protect the transfem Pizzelle.
  • Speaking of trans women, she is also a transition goal of Scampton :З.
  • She hates lemons, and is enemies with Jon Lemon.
  • She is enemies with Cave Johnson for his creation of Combustible Lemons.
  • She did not have sexual relations with that pumpkin🥺
  • She eats at Jack in the Box.
  • She knows the true identity of Jack the Ripper.
  • She is not related to Jackie Chan.
  • She thinks Jackal is overrated in BTOS2.
  • She thinks Jax TADS is overrated.
  • She is not an escort.
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