Pirate Pumkin

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Pumkin the Pirate was a Pumkin who sailed the seas in search of Butter. Unfortunately, he was killed with a Chainsaw.


Pumkin the Pirate was a slave of Mrs. Dictator until he escaped her and busted other Pumkins out. Instead f being a hero leading a rebellion, he became a pirate for some reason. He went back to Pumkin World because he was VERY HUNGRY. Then a wild chainsaw killed him.


  • His initials are P.P. But the other pumpkins would call him peepee.
  • He murdered anybody who called him that.
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