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Psycho teddy render

Ich bin ein PSYCHO! Psycho Teddy!

Lyrics from Psycho Teddy/DJ Teddy Z's former theme song

Psycho Teddy (sometimes known under the pseudonym of DJ Teddy Z) is a German DJ who was screwed over by Gummy Bear's ringtone company back in 2008. Although his music is awesome, Gummy Bear tarnished his reputation by scamming people out of their precious UnDollars with overpriced ringtones. After that, he changed his stage name to DJ Teddy Z and started touring the underground rave scene with Kummipea. Admittedly, he's also wanted for murder in 10 different countries, but does that really matter when you make banger music?

Psycho Teddy was born Theodore Psyche-Ward (name self-given) in 1999 to a toy factory out in Berlin, with the staff unaware he had come out sapient, and with a thirst for blood. He was passed off from home to home, before being left out on the street somewhere. He was later picked up by a radio DJ, who'd sometimes let him pick the songs. This is when, in 2008, his first hit came out, also called "Psycho Teddy". Although it was most popular with cringey teenagers, it was a smash hit. Well, until Gummy Bear came in and scammed him out of his song, which ticked him off.

Although he is undisputed to be a psycho, he is not necessarily evil. He has befriended Les Claypool, Pink Floyd, and Joe Hawley in their quest to stop Judge Holden from spreading his anarchy across Round Star and going to the UnWorld.

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