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Professor Kinopio was one of Mario and Amy Rose's professors in college. He hated Mario and was his least favorite student, however, Amy was his favorite student, which is ironic because she is a stupid dumbass.

Backstory[]

One day, while sitting in his home in West Hyrule and playing a FTTFTT-rated shame on his Game Boi while eating lotsa Spaghetti, he suddenly got the idea to provide bad education to children and make them sad. He asked King Harkinian if he could be a teacher at Mushville Middle School, but the King was too busy eating DINNER, even though it was only BREAKFAST time. Kinopio took this as a yes, and went to the Mushroom Kingdom to teach. Long story short, he got booted out after like 7 minutes. 2 years later, he became a professor at Shroom University for some weird reason, even though he wasn't even qualified to teach anymore.

Why he hates Mario[]

Because Mario is a bit dumb, he got a question wrong and now Prof. Kinopio hates him. Very stupid, I know. Especially since Amy constantly draws pictures of Sonic and shit in class, but Prof. Kinopio never notices!!!

Trivia[]

  • The only person who knows his eye color is Chuck Norris.
  • Unlike him, his dad, Franklin Kinopio Sr., was a great teacher and let his students play shames in class.
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