President of the United States of UnAmerica

The President of the United States of UnAmerica is the highest ranking non-super being on the planet we call the "UnWorld". They have full control over all 50 UnStates, have all the money to their hands, and most importantly have been appointed to be the leader of a prolific and profitable nation. He/She are rumored to live in the Grayscale House, and have a vice president to rule along them in their side.

Animaniacs - The Presidents Song

Yeah, this should give you a real good idea of what the Presidents are like.

While although they may be the president of only one nation, all nations in the UnWorld basically bow down to UnAmerica as an example of good government practices and follow their example of democracy (besides some nations but let's not get into it).

When becoming the President, a man/woman's UnRank immediately rises to an average of around 20,000-250,000. The reasoning for these randomized numbers are the fact that this system is depended on the reputation of the elected person in question. Donald Trump has bypassed this law, however, by having such a low reputation that he was downgraded to an UnRank of 0.

HISTORY

Pre U.S.U.A to the Start of the War (1492ish-1776)

When the continent of North America was literally found on a sham, nobody believed it. That is, until, some Englishmen sailed the open sea to prove them wrong. Their mission? Build small villages and "towns". HOWEVER, this proved to be futile, as most died of disease and were found to not even have a leader.

After this famous expedition, some other Englishmen decided to build even more villages in North America. This is also what has caused the stereotype that Americans like land.

When all was said and done, 13 "colonies" were built around the right side of the continent. For some reason, the Englishmen back from England were so poor to the point where they taxed the already-poor colonists living in America. This, of course, included the infamous Washing Machine fee/tax/whatever law. One particularly brave man saw note of this, and commanded some of his friends (who told their friends who told their friends and so on and on) to march into battle. They were absolutely fed up with the taxes.

And so started the great UnRevolutionary UnIdealistic War, in which many died...

Did we also forget to mention that The Headless Pumpkin-Man died in this war?

The Great War And The Creation Of a Leader (1776-1788)

The UnRevolutionary UnIdealistic War was a grueling war, an example of what happens when you tax the poor. George Washingmachine commanded his men to cross a river and shoot the British, a plan that would boost the reputation of the Colonists. It is inconclusive, however, to evaluate who won. His wife had sadly died during the War and ultimately left Washingmachine widowed.

While we would say that this war started because a couple of rioters were fatally shot, but we all know it was because colonists were pissed off. The war ultimately raged on for 7 years, costing many colonists' lives and did NOT promote the general Welfare (which, of course, was corrected).

The war ultimately ended when Washingmachine planned an all-out surprise attack against the British, supposedly inspired by the earlier Surprise Attack of Troy. The plan? Make it seem like the colonists surrendered, and then kill every British soldier they could find. This plan ultimately worked, and gained their victory over the otherwise brave but foolish British.

Celebrating their victory, the now-called "Americans" set out to be free to do whatever they chose to do, including being an independent patch of land. The communication, however, was a problem. Otherwise-land neighbours would often quarrel over trespassing in another's patch of land, which caused men to take action and create a Law to unite them all. It would be... democratic.

The First President Evah.

As the Law was to be ratified, they realized; who would rule them all in this democratic country? Then they remembered: George Washingmachine. A man known for his experience in the War, and especially the best leader to have represented their slogan of a Free Country with No Overtly Annoying Taxes. And so he was elected as the first President ever, to be in that position until death.

And it is to this day that the tradition of a new President still lives on, as people vote in ballots and revive the UnDead. This has been a lesson... of UnAmerica.

List of presidents

 No party

 Ye Olde Republicans

 Wigs

 Democrats

 Republicans

№	President		Ruled	Reason Reign Ended	Notes
1		George Washingmachine	1788 – 1796	Killed by a Bri'ish while in office	Washingmachine was known to ironically have the nickname "Town Destroyer", whilst only wielding a stick and possibly a cannon into battle.
2		John "Humphrey Ploughjogger" Adams	1796 – 1800	Lost Election	Humphrey Ploughjogger was his pen-name.
3		Thomas "Long Tom" Jefferson	1800 – 1808		Thomas was super tall.
4		James MADison	1808 – 1816		Was very angry throughout his time in office.
5		James "Who" Monroe	1816 – 1824		People forget who he was.
6		John Quincy "Bald" Adams	1824 – 1828	Lost Election	First president to be bald. Son of John Adams.
7		Andrew "The Belittling, Power Hungry, Once Mighty Army Commander General President King of the United States of UnAmerica" Jackson	1828 – 1836		Appears as the central antagonist of the Anime show From Sea to Shining Sea.
8		Martin Van "Car" Buren	1836 – 1840	Lost Election	Help the Dig-Its with their invention of cars.
9		Nobody	1840	Couldn't serve due to not existing	First non-caucasian president! Also first non-african, non-asian, non-native and non-anything president.
10		Blackie Lawless	1840 – 1844	Expelled from party for having real hair	Uh...
11		Sham Wowston	1844 – 1848	Ran once	Wowston, Texas named for him.
12		Walter White	1848	Asplodered	Shortest serving president, also shortest hair having (had none).
13		Saul Goodman	1848 – 1852	Lost election	He's a chuckster!
14		Dr. Phil	1852 – 1860		He once ate bird shit, as seen in The Nutshack.
15		Abraham Lincoln	1860 – 1862	Assassinated	In a previous timeline, he might've had something to do with Shakespeare and stairs.
16		Washingmachine EX	1862 – 1912	Ascended	Longest serving president. Would've ruled forever had he not gotten a promotion.
17		"Skippity" Urinal McKinley	1912 – 1914	Flushed by Roosevelt	Started the Skibidi Wars.
18		Theodore Roosevelt	1914 – 1920	Lost election, later exiled to Russia	Secret Soviet spy, and father of Joseph Stalin.
19		Walter Lennon	1920 – 1928		Highest polling president in UnAmerican history, with his dedication to social welfare and prevention of a potential economic crisis.
20		John Travolta	1928 – 1936		Was German once.
21		Will Ferrell in Anchorman	1936 – 1940	Lost election	Wasn't German once, but searching the actual German guy gave me him for some reason.
22		J. Robert Oppenheimer	1940 – 1948		Invented Pancakes.
23		Marilyn Monroe	1948 – 1956		N/A
24		John Henry Eden	1956 – 1960	Asplodered	Son of Toaster (guy)
25		John F. Kennedy	1960 – 1963	Assassinated in coup	Had a head full of dreams and, briefly, other things.
26		Coriolanus "Barney from The Simpsons" Snow	1963 – 1973	Overthrown	N/A
27		Robo Kennedy	1973 – 1980		There's more stuff in his head now.
28		Ronald Reagan	1980 – 1988		Second evilest president, member of the Blateful Eight-ish.
29		George W. Bush	1988 – 1992	Lost election	His dad was gonna be president at first, but was too boring.
30		Ellen Wilson	1992 - 1994		First LGBTQ president.
31		Bill Clinton	1994 – 2000		N/A
32		Barack Obama	2000 – 2008		Second non-caucasian president.
33		Sarah Palin	2008 – 2016		First full Habsburg president.
34		Donald Trump	2016 – 2018	Snapped by Thannos	First annoying orange president.
35		Thor	2018 – 2019	Trump revived	First un-UnAmerican president since Andrew Jackson.
36		Donald Trump	2019 – 2020	Lost election	First resurrected president to complete their first term.
37		Joe Biden	2020 – 2024	Lost election	First president from another universe
38		Donald Trump	2025 – Ongoing		First president to serve three non-consecutive times.