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Pballoon

Power Balloon plotting The First Strike.

Good thing I found a Magic Balloon -- YEOW!!

Power Balloon is an evil balloon who is responsible for every inflation picture on the internet and uninternet. It is also responsible for Nuclear Farts. Stupid people like Mama Luigi call it a Magic Balloon despite not being made of magic. Actually, it may be magical if Black Frost is abusing copies of it for April Fools'.

Strikes[]

The First Strike[]

The first time Power Balloon ever tried to inflate someone is best known as The First Strike. In The First Strike Power Balloon started with an easy target. It needed to choose someone who was slow, ugly, stinky, and most importantly, stupid. So it chose Wario. It started to attack Wario by slowly floating over to him and touching him. It worked!!! but Wario is already so fat that it did nothing. However, that did not discourage Power Balloon.

The Second Strike[]

Nothing happened.

The Third Strike[]

Fat Weegee

Weegee under the effects of Power Balloon.

The Third Strike Power Balloon tried to inflate Chuck Norris but was popped in the process. That is why Power Balloon was once a slave for Weegee and serves as a powerup for him. Of course, Weegee made 19,824 copies of Power Balloon, some of which escaped his clutches. The original Power Balloon was part of this, and lived to see its final strike:

The Fourth and Final Strike[]

In the final strike, Power Balloon inflated Mama Luigi after he had been falling for hours. Good thing too, or else he would DIE. This is considered to be the most important strike, as without Mama Luigi we wouldn't have Baby Yoshi.

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