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'''Pou '''is a alien that lives on the [[Alternate UnUniverse No. 69]] just to kill people. He hates the [[Teletubbies]] (mostly because HE's a demon) and also the [[Boohbah]], and he hates both shows. Once he spawn killed [[Po]] (but he tried to chase him, but he failed) and Humbah. Pous are also found in [[Hong Kong]], [[North Korea]], [[Brazil]], [[Japan]] and even [[Hyrule]]. [[Captain 0]] and [[Alt 2.0]] like harming Pous, not even knowing that he's a serial killer. Pou tried to eat both guys. He also has an app, but nobody plays it.
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{{Character Infobox|image=Pou.png|caption=|rank=-666,666|alignment=neutral evil|gender=Male|hair=Bald|eyes=Black|dream=Being a demon|death=Too many times to count, but can respawn|fear=Good guys|promotion=Himself|age=14}}'''Pou '''is an [[Aliens|alien]] that lives on the [[Alternate UnUniverse No. 69]] just to kill people. He hates the [[Teletubbies]] (mostly because HE's a demon) and also the [[Boohbah]], and he hates both shows. Once he spawn killed [[Po]] (but he tried to chase him, but he failed) and Humbah. He also has a [[shame]], but the only three people who play it are [[Max]], [[Lord Shen]] and [[Peppa Pig]].
   
 
== Pous ==
 
== Pous ==
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Pous are splitted forms of Pou which are found everywhere. Some Pous are harmless (like the one [[you]] are familiar with), but most are not. Sometimes Pous eat people, like for example there was a Pou on [[Elmo's World]], but the Pou made a massacre on that place, and killed Elmo. He also invaded [[The Furchester Hotel (Location)|The Furchester Hotel]], but he was banned from entering the place for destroying Elmo's World.
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Pous are splitted forms of Pou which are found everywhere, such as [[China]], [[Japan]], [[North Korea]], [[Russia]], [[Germany]], [[Brazil]] and even [[Ireland]] and [[Hyrule]]. [[Captain 0]] and [[Alt 2.0]] like harming Pous, not even knowing that they are serial killers. Some Pous are harmless (like the one [[you]] are familiar with), but most are not. Sometimes Pous eat people, like for example there was a Pou on [[Elmo's World]], but the Pou made a massacre on that place, and killed Elmo. He also invaded [[The Furchester Hotel (Location)|The Furchester Hotel]], but he was banned from entering the place for destroying Elmo's World.
   
 
== Baby Pous ==
 
== Baby Pous ==
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[[File:Imagen-pou-my-pet-0big.png|thumb|220x220px|A typical Baby Pou]]
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[[File:Imagen-pou-my-pet-0big.png|thumb|234x234px|A typical Baby Pou]]
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Baby Pous are the less developed species of Pous. They are really stupid, and don't do much else other than eating, sleeping and pooping. However, as it grows up, it becomes more developed and starts learning how to use weapons. When the Pou species turns 8 years old, they start to grow and develop into adult Pous, and they become hostile.
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Baby Pous are the harmless children of Pou. As you may know, he's harmless but someday will learn how to attack. For example a typical Baby Pou called Sam, uses swords since he was 4, uses guns since he was 6, uses bombs since he was 8, and now he's 9. He accidentally killed his father, then he was grounded. On his 10th birthday, his birthday cake was made out of poop (which was meant to be a punishment), but he wanted a cake made out of blood, so he made his 1st cake. Most Baby Pous hate [[Milkshake!|Milkshake]], and prefer [[CBeebies]]. They always scream "WITTLE BAYBEE POU WANT TO HUG DODDY!".
 
   
 
== Favorite Snack ==
 
== Favorite Snack ==
 
Can you guess his favorite snack? Well here are some hints:
 
Can you guess his favorite snack? Well here are some hints:
 
* It's made out of flesh.
 
* It's made out of flesh.
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* It isn't a animal.
 
 
* It's super tasty.
 
* It's super tasty.
 
Answer: [[You]].
 
Answer: [[You]].
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== Trivia ==
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* The only creatures which eat them are the [[slimes]].
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* Pou is playable in [[Super Smash Bros.: Pocket Edition]].
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Pou is an alien that lives on the Alternate UnUniverse No. 69 just to kill people. He hates the Teletubbies (mostly because HE's a demon) and also the Boohbah, and he hates both shows. Once he spawn killed Po (but he tried to chase him, but he failed) and Humbah. He also has a shame, but the only three people who play it are Max, Lord Shen and Peppa Pig.

Pous

Pous are splitted forms of Pou which are found everywhere, such as China, Japan, North Korea, Russia, Germany, Brazil and even Ireland and Hyrule. Captain 0 and Alt 2.0 like harming Pous, not even knowing that they are serial killers. Some Pous are harmless (like the one you are familiar with), but most are not. Sometimes Pous eat people, like for example there was a Pou on Elmo's World, but the Pou made a massacre on that place, and killed Elmo. He also invaded The Furchester Hotel, but he was banned from entering the place for destroying Elmo's World.

Baby Pous

Imagen-pou-my-pet-0big

A typical Baby Pou

Baby Pous are the less developed species of Pous. They are really stupid, and don't do much else other than eating, sleeping and pooping. However, as it grows up, it becomes more developed and starts learning how to use weapons. When the Pou species turns 8 years old, they start to grow and develop into adult Pous, and they become hostile.

Favorite Snack

Can you guess his favorite snack? Well here are some hints:

  • It's made out of flesh.
  • It's super tasty.

Answer: You.

Trivia

  • The only creatures which eat them are the slimes.
  • Pou is playable in Super Smash Bros.: Pocket Edition.