Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat, and his high-tech mecha laser gun machine attached to his invisible car!
—The theme song after the movie
DO NOT EVER FUCKING WATCH POSTMAN PAT!!!! DON'T EVER!! HE WILL JUMP OUT OF THE TV WITH HIS GODAWFUL VAN AND KILL ALL OF YOU!!!
—Postman Pat
Patrick "Postman Pat" P.P. Clifton is an inferior "first-class" veteran postman, confirmed communist, and member of the Satanist Empire. He normally delivers packages in his van when it's a Saturday. He also likes to conceal unclad photos inside of his van as well. Other postmen deliver rants to Postman Pat that say stuff like "DIE" or "DIS IS TEH RONG PAKG". A lot of people hate Postman Pat. He hates them too. They're an unhappy family. With a great big death threat and a intentionally bad present from me to you. Won't you say you hate them too. He also used Cementygas to try and stop Ironhide, Beta and Born for trying to defeat him for sending people horrible post, letters with nasty curse words and also trying to kidnap SpongeBob SquarePants.
Pat watches Anime, eats Ham with Bread and cheese, favors the Teletubbies and their land. Like most people, including You, he lives a basic, normal life, loving the UnWorld And it's people, so I would go there.
His greatest enemies are Jess (his black and white cat whom he drives around with), Big Chris, Thomas the Tank Engine, Pingu and Fireman Sam. He hates Fireman Sam the most. Postman Pat describes them as blatant rip-offs or phonies. He makes sure to never deliver anything to any of them.
He was executed after he got sued by Jess because Jess made a show titled Guess With Jess and said that Postman Pat was a rip-off of it, despite Postman Pat preceding Guess With Jess. He was about to run over Jess but he got shot by Fireman Sam. Then Pat got himself a giant robot called Postwave, another Decepticon member, who battled Speed, Monster, Shuttle, Sergeant Justice, Commander Universe, Tank Man, Big Trail, Beast, Mega Drill, Power Train, Quantum Stealth, Storm Joe, Agent Titan, Leon Rover, Captain Zack, Cyclone Hawk, Paragon, Arcbolt, Ultra Commander, Crosswind, Jack Hammer, Riptide, Giant V and Justice V from Tobot: Galaxy Detectives in Japan.
Useless facts[]
- He made a ripoff of Amazon Prime called 'Postman Prime'
- He hates CBBC
- He likes Bob the Builder
- He hates Paul RA