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Cquote1 Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat, and his high-tech mecha laser gun machine attached to his invisible car! Cquote2
The theme song after the movie
Postman Pat
Postman Bad

Postman Pat stalking a child.

Gender: Male
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Brown
Species: Postman/Alien
Home: NA, later the Satanist Empire.
Death: Drove off a cliff after trying to run over Jess
AKA: Untitled Postman
Likes: Delivering mail
Dislikes: Jess
Education: Learned at Postman University
Occupation: Delivering the incorrect packages and calling them correct
Known For: Having a terrible movie
UnRank: -999


Postman Pat is a terrible Postman who died years ago. He normally delivers packages in his van when it's a Saturday. Other postmen deliver rants to Postman Pat that say stuff like "DIE" or "DIS IS TEH RONG PAKG". A lot of people hate Postman Pat. He hates them too. They're an unhappy family. With a great big death threat and a intentionally bad present from me to you. Won't you say you hate them too.

His greatest enemies are Jess, Fireman Sam, Big Chris, Pingu, Fireman Sam, Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, and Fireman Sam. He hates Fireman Sam the most. Postman Pat describes them as blatant rip-offs or phonies. He makes sure to never deliver anything to any of them.

He was executed after he got sued by Jess because Jess made Guess With Jess and said that Postman Pat was a rip-off of it, despite Postman Pat coming before Guess With Jess. He was about to run over Jess but he got shot by Fireman Sam.

Rebirth

Postman Pat is BACK thanks to Googolplex and offered him to join his empire. Postman Pat joined and told him he did Satanism before being revived.

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