- Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat, and his high-tech mecha laser gun machine attached to his invisible car!
- —The theme song after the movie
Postman Pat stalking a child.
|Home:||NA, later the Satanist Empire.|
|Death:||Drove off a cliff after trying to run over Jess|
|Education:||Learned at Postman University|
|Occupation:||Delivering the incorrect packages and calling them correct|
|Known For:||Having a terrible movie|
Postman Pat is a terrible Postman who died years ago. He normally delivers packages in his van when it's a Saturday. Other postmen deliver rants to Postman Pat that say stuff like "DIE" or "DIS IS TEH RONG PAKG". A lot of people hate Postman Pat. He hates them too. They're an unhappy family. With a great big death threat and a intentionally bad present from me to you. Won't you say you hate them too.
His greatest enemies are Jess, Fireman Sam, Big Chris, Pingu, Fireman Sam, Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, and Fireman Sam. He hates Fireman Sam the most. Postman Pat describes them as blatant rip-offs or phonies. He makes sure to never deliver anything to any of them.
He was executed after he got sued by Jess because Jess made Guess With Jess and said that Postman Pat was a rip-off of it, despite Postman Pat coming before Guess With Jess. He was about to run over Jess but he got shot by Fireman Sam.