This is the best Possum City has looked in years!
Possum City is a city in an unknown area in the UnUSA (that's on Earth). It is a very famous city, known for its high crime rate.
Possum City was founded by outlaws during 1899, when they were hiding from Police. The first thing they did was establish a police department to stop outlaws. The morons got caught by these police, but bribed their way out. This started the tradition of corrupt cops.
Possum City is now a modern day city. It still has amazing crime levels, because the police are either on the wrong side, or just to lazy to do anything. This went on for a while, but then Fatman emerged, and the crime level lowered by 2% (that's not much). The crime rate is so high if you go here and are not a victim of a crime for 5 seconds you will be gifted Un$1,000,000,000, but NOBODY has claimed it!
How many people are there?[]
We don`t know, but you must be crazy if you`l be livin` ere.
There are 9000 0000000 000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000 criminals here. 42% of the citizens are nice. In other words, there's OVER 9000 people here.
Awards[]
Possum City has won several awards.
In 1987, it won the most crime filled town award. It has won it every year since, except 1997. That's the year Bowser City won it.
In 2004, it won the WORST CITY EVER award. This is considered the worst thing that could be given to a city.
In 2006, it won so many bad awards, the US government stepped in, and tried to help. This resulted in many casualties, and they decided to ignore the problem more.
In 2018 the place was bombed so much half the people moved away, making it the worst place to live ever.
In 2020 Meegee took over the place after coming out of his bunker, and everyone was made to work for Meegee again making it the worst place to live ONCE AGAIN!
In 2023 the Guinness book of UnRecords gave the award of Worst City in UnHistory to Possum City. This record will be unbreakable.