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This article contains: Mention of murder and fetishes.

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Content Warning

This article contains: Mention of murder and fetishes.

If you're uncomfortable with this, leave this page.

Portillo Entertainment, actually known as Folly is a stupid YouTuber who is disguised as a male human that ruins SKY Patrol for no reason. He is Blezzord's biggest enemy. He stans to SuperKitties too much and tries to make the gremlin species extinct, but he failed a lot because he was an idiot.

History[]

After El Macho got fainted, Gru tried to free Lucy from the stupid rocket, but Portillo pressed the button which activates it, however, Gru and Lucy somehow survived.

After his master got arrested, he became a stupid YouTuber. When he saw the new SKY Patrol characters the Cat Pack, he immediately ruins SKY Patrol with his cr*ppy Shade reskin named Veronica, a spoiled brat who wants the destroy the Adventure Buy.

He went to Japan to blow up the entire country, but Pokémon repeatedly attacked him and sent him back to America. He killed a random cute TV bunny named Melanie because he hates rabbits, which is illegal you know.

He travelled to Hell to try to get the I.M.P to kill Pop Fizz, but, Blitzo stabbed him because he is an idiot, Get da hint? He was sent back to America again because he was a huge idiot.

List of his minions[]

  • Veronica: she is the worst of the all minions.
  • Scarlett: Bro thinks she is a villain
  • Copy Kitten: she drinks too much Grimace Shake
  • Coy Kitten: Who is even this cat?
  • Lorelai: a deceased cat minion who liked to raid Buylands and Nice Royal Woods
  • Revza Flares: she collects weed, which is illegal you know
  • 4150 Warrior/Milo: Original character, do not steal
  • Selene: a vodka-obsessed evil clone of Shade
  • Haku Bootleg Rory: How did she even got scars at the first place?!

Unoffical[]

  • Vert: Callie's immature boyfriend.

Crimes[]

Well, it's illegal you know, here is some crimes he did:

  • Fat Shaming: He calls Pop Fizz a "stupid fat gremlin" which makes Pop angry, which he got arrested for this crime.
  • Attempted Murder: He killed Purple Dragons, which is why Spyro is last of the surviving Purple Dragons.

Useless Trivia[]

  • Shockingly, he is one of Teletubbies' minions.
  • His favourite food is Tubby Toast.
  • He is allergic to Eevee's fire evolution Flareon.
  • He is very Very VERY HATED by the legendary Chuck Norris.
  • He has a nephew named Unpleasant Gradient, who likes to have cats as DINNER.
  • He hates the colour cyan.
  • His father is actually Emperor Belos, who is infamous for stealing magic of Buylands.
  • Everyone hates him because he did fetish content.
  • The MSM monsters mostly raid Portillo's house.
Squidward

AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH, his singing is hurting my beautiful ears!

Squidward

AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH, his singing is hurting my beautiful ears!

Tele Teletubbies Tele[ / ]
Teletubby Family [ / ]
Mi-Mi - Daa Daa - Baa - Ping - Ru-Ru - Nin - Duggle Dee - Umby Pumby
Doddy - Mumu - The Legendary White Teletubby - Thumper - Aya - Nin, Sr. - Tado - Boddy Doddy - Teepo - Ruggut - Fugar - EsEs - Arayavondabakzalagu - El Tunas - Ursprung
Teletubby Ancestors [ / ]
Modified Teletubbies [ / ]
Ybbutelets [ / ]
Ybbutelets - Ybbutelet Dnal - Baby Moon
WoTelotubs [ / ]
Boohbah [ / ]
Former Boohbah [ / ]
Zoombah - Gin Ginbah - Yahbah
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