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[[File:Safe_Capsual.png|thumb|The SUPER SAFE THINGY MABOB]] |
[[File:Safe_Capsual.png|thumb|The SUPER SAFE THINGY MABOB]] |
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[[File:BED_POKEY.png|thumb|Porky in FARTER 3]] |
[[File:BED_POKEY.png|thumb|Porky in FARTER 3]] |
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− | '''Porky Minch''' is a guy that likes trolling |
+ | '''Porky Minch''' is a guy that likes trolling, is very fat, eats [[Bombs]] for lunch, and is also known as Pokey if you play [[Jerkbound]]. Porky likes trolling in any places, a toilet, a peaceful town, a place that shows famous poop, you name it! For some reason he has a TV show but i'm to lazy to put it here, so go [[The Adventures of Porky Minch and a Charziard|here]]. |
− | ==Gaben's Worth The Weight |
+ | ==Gaben's Worth The Weight Contest's Status== |
− | Porky is ranked |
+ | Porky is ranked #1 mostly in the challenges due to a FAT LEVEL of [[OVER 9000]]!!! Sometimes hes ranked #2 being beaten by [[Doc McStuffins]]. |
==Porky and the SUPER SAFE THINGY-MABOB== |
==Porky and the SUPER SAFE THINGY-MABOB== |
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− | Porky was trapped in the SUPER SAFE THINGY MABOB in year 5746 on planet "[[JerkWorld]]." he is in there because he stumbled upon [[Wheatley |
+ | Porky was trapped in the SUPER SAFE THINGY MABOB in the year 5746 on a planet called "[[JerkWorld]]." he is in there because he stumbled upon [[Wheatley|Wheatley's]] Lair and Wheatley trapped in in the SUPER SAFE THINGY MABOB. After getting the news, Lucas went to give his beautiful brother a hug, because he loves what Porky did to his face. |
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Revision as of 16:44, 27 March 2016
Porky Minch is a guy that likes trolling, is very fat, eats Bombs for lunch, and is also known as Pokey if you play Jerkbound. Porky likes trolling in any places, a toilet, a peaceful town, a place that shows famous poop, you name it! For some reason he has a TV show but i'm to lazy to put it here, so go here.
Gaben's Worth The Weight Contest's Status
Porky is ranked #1 mostly in the challenges due to a FAT LEVEL of OVER 9000!!! Sometimes hes ranked #2 being beaten by Doc McStuffins.
Porky and the SUPER SAFE THINGY-MABOB
Porky was trapped in the SUPER SAFE THINGY MABOB in the year 5746 on a planet called "JerkWorld." he is in there because he stumbled upon Wheatley's Lair and Wheatley trapped in in the SUPER SAFE THINGY MABOB. After getting the news, Lucas went to give his beautiful brother a hug, because he loves what Porky did to his face.
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