Pop Corn

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Pop Corn is food item created when one applies heat to corn. It is commonly eaten while watching movies or playing shames. It is also used in fights against Joe Biden, as it is his one weakness.

History

Pop Corn was first created when Bowser randomly decided he wanted to burn down a corn feild. When he used his fire breath on it, OVER 9000 pounds of Pop Corn went flying into the air. One piece landed in Bowsers mouth, and decided it was delicious. He told everyone they should eat Pop Corn, but only a few people actually tried it. Nobody knows why it its eaten during movies, it's just another weird thing people do.

How to Make

To make Pop Corn, sinply put some unpoped corn kernals in your microwave. Then press the button labled pop corn (duh). If your microwave does not have a pop corn button, hit it with a sledgehammer and buy a new microwave. Wait a few minutes and your Pop Corn should be done. If your microwave explodes, you've done something wrong.