Hello dadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadada...
— Alt 2.0, a character from the shame, the most infamous one, mind you, trying to say "Hello, darling!"
The shame's freaking logo. Glad to know that The Beatles got into graphic design, am I right?
Pop'n music HARD CHANSON LOVE IS ORANGE EX
Rare footage of the shame being played. Looks easy, right? WRONG.
Shame overview[]
Pop'n Music (known in the Mushroom Kingdom as The Pope and Music) is an arcade shame and a shame for the Shame Boi 2.0, Sega NightmareCast, and Wintendo Pii Smoo. It is well known for being common in Japan, yet very rare in North America. It can only be found in a few arcades. We don't exactly know how to play this shame, because the only person from the UnAnything Team to actually play it is Captain 7. This arcade shame is also the home of Alt and her hacked successor. The shameplay, according to Captain 7, is similar to another arcade shame called Dance Dance Revolution, except instead of dancing like your father usually does/did, you're slapping numerous brightly colored buttons like a baker lovingly patting bread dough. Furthermore, every Great+ action fills up a power bar at the bottom, and when it's full you can play a minishame. Dance Dance Revolution was, in fact, made by the same company as Pop'n Music. This shame uses other controllers, and takes advantage of the Shame Boi 2.0's top buttons.
History[]
Crazy Japanese Guy
Footage of a saluted master-of-all completing the shame's tutorial song. It is said he had to study the tactics of Oda Nobunaga to get this far.
The history of Pop'n Music is very long and complicated, so you should see the page Alt 2.0 for an indepth retelling. But, for starters, the shame was once a lighthearted shame with cute characters, until Alt 2.0 came and bumped the difficulty up like crazy, causing people to not like the shame, and having multiple copies shipped out of North America.
Though one of the Pop'n Music arcades in North America has been destroyed by The Noise in a crusade for his fallen friend, Hatsune Miku, of whom always fueded with the Alt model line. Are you confused by that? Well welcome to the family, son!
Characters[]
Thanks to our lack of time, patience and competence, we really only haves pages on those computers. The others that were hired we compiled into this convenient list. It only covers, like, 1/20 of the cast, but if you went on the official wiki, you'd see why.
- Mimi and Nyami - The shame's mascots. They are cute, obviously. They are a rabbit and a cat, and look like twins despite NOT EVEN BEING RELATED. The only way to tell them apart is by their ears. Everybody, even other Pop'n Music characters, mixes them up. They yell at people to stop mixing them up, but nobody gives a ducky about what they say.
- MZD - Apparently another mascot of the shame. He is a DJ with a shadow that looks more like Satan than himself. The Googolplex wanted him to join the Satanist Empire, but MZD actually declined the offer because he is actually rather self-absorbed. In fact, he calls himself a god. According to Alt 2.0, he is not a god at all. He is basically the Pop'n Music equivalent to John Cena.
- Alt - See her page.
- Alt 2.0 - YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO SHE IS.
- Zizz - The magician/puppeteer/phanto/guy who hacked Alt 2.0. Surprisingly barely talked about despite his name being much more funny if you replace the first Z with a J. (Get da hint?)
- Poet - An angel who isn't even a poet, despite her name.
- Timer - A MALE PLAYBOY BUNNY. What were the developers thinking when they came up with this character?
- Minit's - Timer's little sister who is known for being a crybaby. When she doesn't get her way, all she does is cry until all the music in the shame gets replaced with the ear-splitting sound of her crying. She is predicted to become virtually the next Alt 2.0. Did I mention, she's also very dumb? She can't even spell the word "minutes", which is how she got her name.
- Tart & Toffee - Two girls whose socks and sweaters have star patterns that never move, even when the girls move.
- Usanuko - An insane girl whose heterochromia and hair make her look like basically the inverse of Humbah. She has basically the same personality as Humbah, however, unlike Humbah, she still has her heterochromia because she lacks the 1:2:1 ratio in the F2 generation. Her eyes often turn swirly as a result of the Idiot Manipulation the Pop'n Music developers used on her.
- Goku-Sotsu-Kun - A maniacal little dictator man who is somehow a teensy bit scarier than Alt 2.0.
Trivia[]
- The character Alt 2.0 eventually went to become a minion for the Teletubbies, even inventing their Tubby Phone.
- There are rare images of Alt 2.0 before she was hacked, though they are very hard to find and usually found on the Deep Web. (We do, however, have one on this wiki, which can be accessed on her page.)
- Reimu Hakurei, Gumi, Marisa Kirisame, and s-s-s-suh-suh-suh-suh-SANS UNDERTALE(!?!?!?) have all been Pop'n Music characters before.
- Songs sung by Kaptain Skurvy and Cranky Kong also appear in the shame, but they don't feature either of them as characters in order to protect their public images.