A dumb poster for this pathetic show
Pooper Wings is a North Korean TV-MA rated show created by Hungry Kim Jong-un that is marketed towards children so he can spy on them and nuke the country they live in. It follows the stupid adventures of a plane called Jet who can transform into a robot and claims he is the fastest airplane in the UnWorld, but really, he only flies as fast as an average private jet. Oh, he also goes after kids from foreign countries, gives them an incentive, and lures them into a trap so he can kill them. Jet’s boss is Kim-Jong-un and he hates him. The show also teaches kids how to swear.
Episodes[]
Pooper Wings OG[]
- The wrong s**te: Jet goes to Nepal and meets a kid who wants to fly a kite but he gives him poop instead and the kid eats it, causing him to die instantly. His body is later eaten by carnivorous red pandas.
- Sh*t Gay: Jet goes to China and gives a gay kid doing a shadow nothing because she can make shadows with her own fingers. When Kim Jong-un hears about this, he kills Jet.
- Gay Gondola: In Venice, Jet gives another gay kid Pizza because he forgot what he was supposed to bring to him. As a result he is killed again.
- Volcanic @$$: Jet is sent to Hawaii with a nuke but he drops into the Kilauea volcano instead of giving it to a girl, causing it to explode the volcano and killing the girl, who was just passing by!
- P!$$ for a Princess: Jet is sent to the UnUK to give something to the Princess. But the special something was pee and jet is killed yet again.
- Sahara $h!t: Jet gives a kid in Morocco a sled made out of poop so he can slide down a sand dune, but the sled breaks and he is sent flying into a nuke, killing numerous fennec foxes and a nearby city.
- Ligma,Cuss,@$$h0le: For a movie, jet gives a famous actor a alien mask made out of uranium but it kills everyone, including the actor.as a result, jet is thrown into WaJail and gets a death sentence for his crimes, but before his execution for good, he is transported to the German Prison.
The Pooper Wings Reboot[]
- Donkey Kong: Jet II gives Donkey Kong something, this turns out be Mess. Lionel Messi and Kratos Messi shoot them both to death. They seal their souls inside of the Respawn Machine and the series ends forever.