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Pong

Shameplay of Pong.

Dink dink donk dink donk donk dink...

Pong is The first videoshame, made in 215 AD by an unknown person. It is only available on the first shaming system.

In the Real World it was made sometime in the 1970s.

Gameplay

Pong, as you might assume, is a virtual ping-pong simulator, therefore it has the same rules. You hit the ball past your opponent’s paddle to earn points. Yeah, that’s it.

Reception

Being the first shame, and with noting else to compare it to, people enjoyed Pong very much for a long time, until Mario showed up and took the spotlight.

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