- Not to be confused with the UnPolice.
The average cop.
The Police are bossy people who tell everybody what they can and can't do. They ride around in their special cars, and they have special powers that let them do whatever they want, such as fighting fat guys in the woods.
The police were formed when bad guys were being organized meanies. The police ran in and beat them up. But then the police did whatever they want. So now they are bad. That's why people like Dr. Robotnik are here, to stop police!
Police are nice though, so be nice to them! They also keep bad people from hurting our families and stealing everything we own... that is when we let them.
POP QUIZ[]
WHERE WERE YOU ARE THE NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER 14TH?!
This is the kind of thing a police officer would do. Throw you into a wall and ask you some random question that doesn't really mean anything while screaming. This is why police are such good people! They do this to bad guys! (Sometimes they do it to innocent people too, but we're not supposed to tell you that.)
Notable Police & Police Organizations[]
Individuals[]
- Jill Valentine
- Brad Vickers
- Officer Weirdo
- Bonkers D. Bobcat
- 4
- Suikerboskat
- Bobby (the cop)
- Stupid Policeman
- Tallboys
- The Tallerboy
Organizations[]
- UnPolice
- S.S.S.S.S. Squad
- ToonTown PD
- S.T.A.R.S.
- Liberty City Police Department
- The a.z.c.f
- The up.b.d