Poland is an epic contry in Europe that is ruled by Po.
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It is very well known for its appreciation with North Hyrule and hatred of the Mushroom Kingdom. Poland is the only place in the UnWorld you can find a portal to Teletubby Land. It was destroyed durring the Twenty Seven Day Battle of Epicness, but Po ordered every man, woman and child to rebuild his empire so it was finished within a few weeks. The capital of Poland is Pokyo (also known as Warsaw), which is the birth place of the evil Pokémon.
Po, the evil dictator of Poland
Etymology
Poland was named by Po. She wanted to make a nation completely dedicated to herself, so she named it Poland.
History
Poland used to be a land full of green grass and beautiful trees, but nobody liked that kind of stuff back then, so Nobody wanted the land. So, Po, wanting her own country, claimed it for herself. Then she got a lot of nukes and nuked the land into the barren desert we know today, it was deserved in 2016.
POlitics
Poland has an absolute monarchy and Po is the absolute leader. If you question her, your head comes off. In Poland, there are two types of people: Po and the Teletubbies (Absolute Power!!!!!) and Peasants (N00bs). Po and the Teletubbies have absolute power and Peasants do all of the work and don't get paid.