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Poland is an epic country in Europe that is ruled by Po. It is very well known for its appreciation with North Hyrule and hatred of the Mushroom Kingdom. Poland is the only place in the UnWorld you can find a portal to Teletubby Land. It was destroyed during the Twenty Seven Day Battle of Epicness, but Po ordered every man, woman and child to rebuild his empire so it was finished within a few weeks. The capital of Poland is Pokyo (also known as Warsaw), which is the birth place of the evil Pokémon.

Po, the dictator of Poland


Poland was named by Po. She wanted to make a nation completely dedicated to herself, so she named it Poland.


Poland used to be a land full of green grass and beautiful trees, but nobody liked that kind of stuff back then, and the last person who invaded it started a war, so Nobody wanted the land. So, Po, wanting her own country, claimed it for herself in 2012. Then she got a lot of nukes and nuked the land into the barren desert we know today.

In 5015, Megatron took over the Polish state of Masovia, but eventually Masovia was returned after he decided he should rule over [insert place here].


Poland has an absolute monarchy and Po is the absolute leader. If you question her, your head comes off. In Poland, there are two types of people: Po and the Teletubbies (Absolute Power!!!!!) and Peasants (N00bs). Po and the Teletubbies have absolute power and Peasants do all of the work and don't get paid.
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LOOK! A Polish!


Another Polish! Except this one's actually pretty good!

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