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Pocoyo Chips are evil food used by Pocoyo and the Teletubbies to crunch them up and make them EVILER. It can't be consumed by you, though. These chips are made out of Dipsy Doodles and a few drops of Tubby Custard. If you consume these, sadly, you get a CBeebies.


  • A Carolina Reaper chili pepper
  • Tubby Custard
  • Dipsy Doodles
  • CBeebies organisms
  • Birthday cakes
  • Dog poop
  • Bluey's organs
  • A bit of some Stickmen sauce
  • Blood
  • Pickle pudding
  • Blue cheese
  • Escargot
  • Broccolli
  • Some of Morshu's meat brains
  • Vomit
  • Reese's Puffs
  • Regular chips (which makes children think it's real chips)
  • Kid Cuisine
  • Squid ink spaghetti
  • A deep fried Koopaling
  • Veggie burgers
  • Bucketloads of sugar
  • Bacon
  • Monsanto's yuckiest food (which is healthy food)

These ingridients are insane!

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