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Pocoyo is a little midget hailing from Spain who loves to eat little children. He's best friends with Po (which is ironically only 4 letters off), but their friendship was broken when he got a show on CITV, which completely ruined their bond with eachother.

History[]

Pocoyo was born in Spain during World War 2 and was set free from his house after his parents died.

He managed to escape Spain after WW2 was over, and discovered Teletubby Land, which is where he met Po. They were good friends for a while, until Teletubbies premiered on CBeebies, which limited their relationship.

Once Teletubbies got cancelled after angry parents swarmed and destroyed the BBC, Po and Pocoyo officially became best friends.

But on January 7th, 2005, tragedy happened. Pocoyo was taken away from Teletubby Land and set onto a white void for the filming of his titular TV show. Po and Pocoyo never saw eachother again from that point on.

Pocoyo hated this, and treated his coworkers like dirt. Pocoyo was later fired.

However, this was rather worth it for him, as he got his own Nintendo DS shame, a vehicle called the Vamoosh, a brand of horribly contaminated potato chips, and a license to kill children.

Po and Pocoyo later reunited and they both still love eating little children to this day.

Trivia[]

  • He got sued by Captain 0 for stealing the 0 Burger Secret Formula, and using it for the Pocoyo Chips recipe.
  • Pocoyo's show is still ongoing, however they replaced the old Pocoyo actor with a completely new and different one.
  • He hates Bluey, and even tried to murder him one time.
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