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Po is the evil Satanic teletubby from Hell. She has Satanic powers and worships the devil. She has an evil fruitloop of doom on her head, and can use heat vision with it. She kills lots of people with her powers. She is the most feared of all the Teletubbies. She was once put in the BBC Logo. She featured a creepy smile. She eventually was asked for tax payment on getting into the logo, so she looked at her boss with some evil red eyes, and the boss decided to keep in the logo. She stayed in it for 2 more years, before selling her soul to the boss to get her off, due to some, "embarrassing agreements". A shocking line she mentioned right after that situation was, "I don't need a soul, my friends are in hell". She was also arrested for several murders with her fruitloop of doom. She owns a $5000 motorcycle which he ran over the Teletubbies once, and only owns it because gave her soul to the devil, and the devil owed her $5000. She has sacrificed herself to the devil over 9000 times, but is always released for being extremely annoying. Also she always gets calls from BBC telling her that they need her to create fire. She also decided to create The Wheel Of The Teletubbies, and she made it in the shape of the Nazi logo. She originally wanted to shape it like and upside down star, but BBC was a Nazi group, and she had to obey them, but she didn't like it. Recently, she has been attacking Tokyo and is planning to start her own organization, against kids.

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