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Po is the evil Satanic teletubby from Hell. He has Satanic powers and worships the devil. He has an evil fruitloop of doom on his head, and can use heat vision with it. He kills lots of people with his powers. He is the most feared of all the Teletubbies. He was once put in the BBC Logo. He featured a creepy smile. He eventually was asked for tax payment on getting into the logo, so he looked at his boss with some evil red eyes, and the boss decided to keep in the logo. He stayed in it for 2 more years, before selling his soul to the boss to get him off, due to some, "embarrassing agreements". A shocking line he mentioned right after that situation was, "I don't need a soul, my friends are in hell". He was also arrested for several murders with his fruitloop of doom. He owns a $5000 motorcycle which he ran over the Teletubbies once, and only owns it because gave his soul to the devil, and the devil owed him $5000. He has sacrificed himself to the devil over 9000 times, but is always released for being extremely annoying. Also he always gets calls from BBC telling him that they need him to create fire. He also decided to create The Wheel Of The Teletubbies, and he made it in the shape of the Nazi logo. He originally wanted to shape it like and upside down star, but BBC was a Nazi group, and he had to obey them, but he didn't like it. Recently, he has been attacking Tokyo and is planning to start his own organization, against kids.

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