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{{Character Infobox
 
 
|name = Po
 
|name = Po
 
|image = EvilPO.jpg
 
|image = EvilPO.jpg
 
|imagesize = 200
 
|imagesize = 200
|caption = kill her kids, be muuuuuuurdered!
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|caption = Kill her kids, be muuuuuuurdered!
 
|gender = Female
 
|gender = Female
 
|hair = Her fur is red
 
|hair = Her fur is red
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|home = [[Teletubby Land]]
 
|home = [[Teletubby Land]]
 
|death = Too many times to count
 
|death = Too many times to count
|AKA = Po the Terrible, Poooooooo! *thunder clap*, Po the Destroyer
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|AKA = Po the Terrible, Poooooooo! *thunder clap*, Po the Destroyer, The Dark Lord of Teletubbies, Po the Panda
 
|dream = To enslave every last living thing ever.
 
|dream = To enslave every last living thing ever.
|fear = Losing the fruit loop on her head
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|fear = Losing the fruit loop on her head<br>[[Tai Lung]]<br>[[Lord Shen]]<br>[[Kai]]<br>[[The Chameleon]]
 
|education = She is a super genius.
 
|education = She is a super genius.
|occupation = Murderer
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|occupation = Murderer and a demon
 
|known = Being one of the most dangerous beings ever
 
|known = Being one of the most dangerous beings ever
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|steak = Hellfire roasted to ashes
|rank = 962,845}}
 
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|rank = 16 or -997 septendecillion on the first and second scales|full_name=Lily Tré Tubby|age=666|living_state=Alive|birthdate=February 20th}}
 
'''Po''' is an evil Satanic [[Teletubby]], and the leader of the [[Teletubbies]]. She has evil powers and worships [[Bob Saget|the devil]]. She has an evil fruit loop of doom on her head, and can use heat vision with it. She kills lots of people with her powers. She is the most feared of all the Teletubbies. She was once put in the [[BBC]] Logo. She featured a creepy smile. She eventually was asked for tax payment on getting into the logo, so she looked at her boss with her evil red eyes, and the boss decided to keep her in the logo. She stayed in it for 2 more years, before selling her soul to the boss to get her off, due to some, "embarrassing agreements". A shocking line she mentioned right after that situation was, "I don't need a soul, my friends and I are evil anyway".
   
 
She was also arrested for several murders with her fruit loop of doom, but she broke out. She owns a [[Good Ol' Motorcycle|$5000 motorcycle]] which she ran over the Teletubbies once, and only owns it because, she gave her soul to the devil, and the devil owed her $5000. She has sacrificed herself to the devil over 9000 times, but is always released for being extremely annoying, and she can respawn anyway, as she is a Teletubby. Also, she always gets calls from [[BBC]] telling her that they need her to create fire. She also decided to create [[The Wheel Of The Teletubbies]], and she made it in the shape of the [[Nazi]] logo. She originally wanted to shape it like and upside down star, but BBC was a Nazi group, and she had to obey them, but she didn't like it. Recently, she has been attacking Tokyo and is planning to start her own organization, against kids. She has been known for hypnotizing [[Mordecai]] and [[Rigby]] every now and then. She also pissed off [[Capricorn, the satanic god of tubbian evil]] and as such [[Horrortime tubby]] murdered Po and threw them in [[The German Prison]]. But Po was revived and escaped The German Prison undetected. When she escaped she met [[Nurp-Naut]], and they devised a plan together to destroy [[Mars]]. The plan was actually successful but [[Chuck Norris]] and representatives of the [[Mars University]] put it back together again.
'''Po''' is an evil Satanic [[teletubby]], and the leader of the Teletubbies. She has evil powers and worships [[Bob Saget|the devil]]. She has an evil fruitloop of doom on her head, and can use heat vision with it. She kills lots of people with her powers. She is the most feared of all the Teletubbies. She was once put in the [[BBC]] Logo. She featured a creepy smile. She eventually was asked for tax payment on getting into the logo, so she looked at her boss with her evil red eyes, and the boss decided to keep her in the logo. She stayed in it for 2 more years, before selling her soul to the boss to get her off, due to some, "embarrassing agreements". A shocking line she mentioned right after that situation was, "I don't need a soul, my friends and I are evil anyway".
 
 
She is also one of the bronze aces of the [[Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization]].
 
 
She was also arrested for several murders with her fruitloop of doom, but she broke out. She owns a $5000 motorcycle which he ran over the Teletubbies once, and only owns it because, she gave her soul to the devil, and the devil owed her $5000. She has sacrificed herself to the devil over 9000 times, but is always released for being extremely annoying, and she can respawn anyway, as she is a teletubby. Also, she always gets calls from [[BBC]] telling her that they need her to create fire. She also decided to create [[The Wheel Of The Teletubbies]], and she made it in the shape of the [[Nazi]] logo. She originally wanted to shape it like and upside down star, but BBC was a Nazi group, and she had to obey them, but she didn't like it. Recently, she has been attacking Tokyo and is planning to start her own organization, against kids. She has been known for hypnotizing [[Mordecai]] and [[Rigby]] every now and then.
 
   
 
== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
 
*Po stars in her own stupid shames and they're all rated P for Po. Some of these are: [[The Stupid Adventures of Po]], [[Guitar Hero: Po]] and [[Po Unleashed!]]. Two of them were sold on [[ShamesCoarse]].
 
*Po stars in her own stupid shames and they're all rated P for Po. Some of these are: [[The Stupid Adventures of Po]], [[Guitar Hero: Po]] and [[Po Unleashed!]]. Two of them were sold on [[ShamesCoarse]].
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*She hates [[Chuck Norris]], but that’s obvious. But there's one person that she hates even more, and his name is [[Tai Lung]].
*There is a river in [[Italy]] named Po. She made it herself with her pee and vomit. It's clean now though; all that remains of Po's presence is EEEEVILL.
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*There is a river in [[Italy]] named Po. She made it herself with her own piss. Nowadays, it's just water, but the [[Giygas' Kolk]] deposits remain today.
*She loves [[Donald Trump]].
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*She loves [[Donald Trump]] so much.
 
*Po is the evil dictator of [[Poland]].
 
*Po is the evil dictator of [[Poland]].
* Po ate Giygas and created Teletubby Land Acid Lake after barfing up Giygas.
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* Po ate Giygas and created [[Giygas' Kolk]] after barfing up Giygas.
 
* Po doesn't know she was adopted from [[China]].
* Po once punched Chuck Norris, and [[Beard Punch|wasn't]] roundhouse kicked!
 
* Po doesn't know she was adopted from China.
 
 
* Po's new food is [[Po Doodles]].
 
* Po's new food is [[Po Doodles]].
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*She has also invented a potion named [[Snail Po]].
* Despite being a [[Bob Saget|Satanist]], she was banned from the [[Satanist Empire]]. They're still allies, though.
 
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* Po's heart is a mass of pure corium, and her blood can asphyxiate metal bars.
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*On the old scale, her UnRank is the same as [[SpongeBob SquarePants]].
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*Po wants to kill [[El Tunas]], saying "death shall come to it".
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*Po is responsible for creating [[Serial Designation V]].
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*Po founded [[The Cult Of Greeny Phatom]].
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*People often confuse her with [[Ko]]. However the two are NOT related at all. The star of [[Kung Fu Panda]] is actually HER (in the film she's a male panda because the film producers did not care about her species nor gender, so they got killed by her immediately after the film was fully produced).
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*She is actually a [[Sinners|Sinner Demon]].
   
 
== Gallery ==
 
== Gallery ==
 
<gallery>
 
<gallery>
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Poddy.jpg|Po is now [[Freddy Fazbear]], [[Freddy Fazbear vs. Teletubbies|that aged like both milk and wine at the same time]].
Poddy.jpg|What I picture Po as (Freddy)
 
EvilPO.jpg|Po
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EvilPO.jpg|Po Herself.
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Crowbar Po.png|Po with a crowbar lent to her by [[Gordon Freeman]].
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PoFunko.png|thumb|Po's chaotic composure, immortalised into the form of a collectible [[Funko Pop]].
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PoKFP.jpg|thumb|Po from [[Kung Fu Panda]].
 
</gallery>
 
</gallery>
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{{Final Smash|'''PO'''wer Dome|Po creates an energy dome around herself with her fruit loop of doom, after 5 seconds, everything in this dome gets vaporized but her.}}
{{Dudes and Teletubbies}}
 
{{Overkey}}
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{{Dudes and Teletubbies}}{{Spongebob|7}}{{Overkey|7}}
{{Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization members}}
 
 
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[[Category:Hazards]]
 
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Latest revision as of 21:23, 16 March 2024

YOU WILL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN-AGAIN! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! Po on steroids

Skadoosh! Po

Po is an evil Satanic Teletubby, and the leader of the Teletubbies. She has evil powers and worships the devil. She has an evil fruit loop of doom on her head, and can use heat vision with it. She kills lots of people with her powers. She is the most feared of all the Teletubbies. She was once put in the BBC Logo. She featured a creepy smile. She eventually was asked for tax payment on getting into the logo, so she looked at her boss with her evil red eyes, and the boss decided to keep her in the logo. She stayed in it for 2 more years, before selling her soul to the boss to get her off, due to some, "embarrassing agreements". A shocking line she mentioned right after that situation was, "I don't need a soul, my friends and I are evil anyway".

She was also arrested for several murders with her fruit loop of doom, but she broke out. She owns a $5000 motorcycle which she ran over the Teletubbies once, and only owns it because, she gave her soul to the devil, and the devil owed her $5000. She has sacrificed herself to the devil over 9000 times, but is always released for being extremely annoying, and she can respawn anyway, as she is a Teletubby. Also, she always gets calls from BBC telling her that they need her to create fire. She also decided to create The Wheel Of The Teletubbies, and she made it in the shape of the Nazi logo. She originally wanted to shape it like and upside down star, but BBC was a Nazi group, and she had to obey them, but she didn't like it. Recently, she has been attacking Tokyo and is planning to start her own organization, against kids. She has been known for hypnotizing Mordecai and Rigby every now and then. She also pissed off Capricorn, the satanic god of tubbian evil and as such Horrortime tubby murdered Po and threw them in The German Prison. But Po was revived and escaped The German Prison undetected. When she escaped she met Nurp-Naut, and they devised a plan together to destroy Mars. The plan was actually successful but Chuck Norris and representatives of the Mars University put it back together again.

Trivia

  • Po stars in her own stupid shames and they're all rated P for Po. Some of these are: The Stupid Adventures of Po, Guitar Hero: Po and Po Unleashed!. Two of them were sold on ShamesCoarse.
  • She hates Chuck Norris, but that’s obvious. But there's one person that she hates even more, and his name is Tai Lung.
  • There is a river in Italy named Po. She made it herself with her own piss. Nowadays, it's just water, but the Giygas' Kolk deposits remain today.
  • She loves Donald Trump so much.
  • Po is the evil dictator of Poland.
  • Po ate Giygas and created Giygas' Kolk after barfing up Giygas.
  • Po doesn't know she was adopted from China.
  • Po's new food is Po Doodles.
  • She has also invented a potion named Snail Po.
  • Po's heart is a mass of pure corium, and her blood can asphyxiate metal bars.
  • On the old scale, her UnRank is the same as SpongeBob SquarePants.
  • Po wants to kill El Tunas, saying "death shall come to it".
  • Po is responsible for creating Serial Designation V.
  • Po founded The Cult Of Greeny Phatom.
  • People often confuse her with Ko. However the two are NOT related at all. The star of Kung Fu Panda is actually HER (in the film she's a male panda because the film producers did not care about her species nor gender, so they got killed by her immediately after the film was fully produced).
  • She is actually a Sinner Demon.

Gallery

「/」Tele Teletubbies Tele「/」
「/」Teletubby Family 「/」
「/」Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Tiddlytubbies 「/」
Mi-Mi - Daa Daa - Baa - Ping - RuRu - Nin - Duggle Dee - Umby Pumby
「/」The Lost Teletubbies 「/」
Doddy - Mumu - The Legendary White Teletubby - Thumper - Aya - Nin, Sr. - Tado - Boddy Doddy - Teepo - Ruggut - Fugar - EsEs - Arayavondabakzalagu - El Tunas
「/」Teletubby Ancestors 「/」
「/」Modified Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Ybbutelets 「/」
「/」Teleteegees 「/」
「/」Wa-Teletubbies 「/」
「/」The Good Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Telotubs 「/」
「/」WoTelotubs 「/」
「/」Boohbah 「/」
「/」Bubuhz 「/」
「/」Former Boohbah 「/」
Zoombah - Gin Ginbah - Yahbah
「/」Overkey「/」