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{{Character Infobox
 
{{Character Infobox
 
|name = Po
 
|name = Po
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|gender = Female
 
|gender = Female
 
|hair = Her fur is red
 
|hair = Her fur is red
|eyes = Red (the mark of an evil guy)
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|eyes = Red (the hallmark of an evil guy)
 
|species = [[Teletubby]]
 
|species = [[Teletubby]]
 
|home = [[Teletubby Land]]
 
|home = [[Teletubby Land]]
 
|death = Too many times to count
 
|death = Too many times to count
|AKA = Po the Terrible
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|AKA = Po the Terrible, Poooooooo! *thunder clap*, Po the Destroyer
 
|dream = To enslave every last living thing ever.
 
|dream = To enslave every last living thing ever.
 
|fear = Losing the fruit loop on her head
 
|fear = Losing the fruit loop on her head
|education = She is a super genius, but is incredibly slow.
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|education = She is a super genius.
 
|occupation = Murderer
 
|occupation = Murderer
 
|known = Being one of the most dangerous beings ever
 
|known = Being one of the most dangerous beings ever
 
|rank = 962,845}}
 
|rank = 962,845}}
   
'''Po''' is an evil Satanic [[teletubby]], and the leader of the Teletubbies. She has Satanic powers and worships [[Bob Saget|the devil]]. She has an evil fruitloop of doom on her head, and can use heat vision with it. She kills lots of people with her powers. She is the most feared of all the Teletubbies. She was once put in the [[BBC]] Logo. She featured a creepy smile. She eventually was asked for tax payment on getting into the logo, so she looked at her boss with her evil red eyes, and the boss decided to keep her in the logo. She stayed in it for 2 more years, before selling her soul to the boss to get her off, due to some, "embarrassing agreements". A shocking line she mentioned right after that situation was, "I don't need a soul, my friends and I are evil anyway".
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'''Po''' is an evil Satanic [[teletubby]], and the leader of the [[Teletubbies]]. She has evil powers and worships [[Bob Saget|the devil]]. She has an evil fruitloop of doom on her head, and can use heat vision with it. She kills lots of people with her powers. She is the most feared of all the Teletubbies. She was once put in the [[BBC]] Logo. She featured a creepy smile. She eventually was asked for tax payment on getting into the logo, so she looked at her boss with her evil red eyes, and the boss decided to keep her in the logo. She stayed in it for 2 more years, before selling her soul to the boss to get her off, due to some, "embarrassing agreements". A shocking line she mentioned right after that situation was, "I don't need a soul, my friends and I are evil anyway".
   
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She is also one of the bronze aces of the [[Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization]].
She was also arrested for several murders with her fruitloop of doom. She owns a $5000 motorcycle which he ran over the Teletubbies once, and only owns it because, she gave her soul to the devil, and the devil owed her $5000. She has sacrificed herself to the devil over 9000 times, but is always released for being extremely annoying, and she can respawn anyway, as she is a teletubby. Also, she always gets calls from [[BBC]] telling her that they need her to create fire. She also decided to create [[The Wheel Of The Teletubbies]], and she made it in the shape of the [[Nazi]] logo. She originally wanted to shape it like and upside down star, but BBC was a Nazi group, and she had to obey them, but she didn't like it. Recently, she has been attacking Tokyo and is planning to start her own organization, against kids. She has been known for hypnotizing [[Mordecai]] and [[Rigby]].
 
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She was also arrested for several murders with her fruitloop of doom, but she broke out. She owns a $5000 motorcycle which he ran over the Teletubbies once, and only owns it because, she gave her soul to the devil, and the devil owed her $5000. She has sacrificed herself to the devil over 9000 times, but is always released for being extremely annoying, and she can respawn anyway, as she is a teletubby. Also, she always gets calls from [[BBC]] telling her that they need her to create fire. She also decided to create [[The Wheel Of The Teletubbies]], and she made it in the shape of the [[Nazi]] logo. She originally wanted to shape it like and upside down star, but BBC was a Nazi group, and she had to obey them, but she didn't like it. Recently, she has been attacking Tokyo and is planning to start her own organization, against kids. She has been known for hypnotizing [[Mordecai]] and [[Rigby]] every now and then.
   
 
== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
 
*Po stars in her own stupid shames and they're all rated P for Po. Some of these are: [[The Stupid Adventures of Po]], [[Guitar Hero: Po]] and [[Po Unleashed!]]. Two of them were sold on [[ShamesCoarse]].
 
*Po stars in her own stupid shames and they're all rated P for Po. Some of these are: [[The Stupid Adventures of Po]], [[Guitar Hero: Po]] and [[Po Unleashed!]]. Two of them were sold on [[ShamesCoarse]].
 
*There is a river in [[Italy]] named Po. She made it herself with her pee and vomit. It's clean now though; all that remains of Po's presence is EEEEVILL.
 
*There is a river in [[Italy]] named Po. She made it herself with her pee and vomit. It's clean now though; all that remains of Po's presence is EEEEVILL.
*She loves [[Donald Trump]].
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*She loves [[Donald Trump]] so much.
 
*Po is the evil dictator of [[Poland]].
 
*Po is the evil dictator of [[Poland]].
* Po ate Giygas and created Teletubby Land Acid Lake after barfing up Giygas.
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* Po ate Giygas and created [[Giygas' Kolk]] after barfing up Giygas.
* Po once punched Chuck Norris, and wasn't roundhouse kicked!
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* Po once punched Chuck Norris, and [[Beard Punch|wasn't]] roundhouse kicked!
 
* Po doesn't know she was adopted from China.
 
* Po doesn't know she was adopted from China.
 
* Po's new food is [[Po Doodles]].
 
* Po's new food is [[Po Doodles]].
* Despite being a [[Bob Saget|Satanist]], she was banned from the [[Satanist Empire]] just because [[Googolplex]] and [[Vagineer|his]] [[Tsunami|favourite]] [[Starscream|friends]] all hated the [[Teletubbies]]. However, they are still allies of the empire.
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* Despite being a [[Bob Saget|Satanist]], she was banned from the [[Satanist Empire]]. They're still allies, though.
   
 
== Gallery ==
 
== Gallery ==
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EvilPO.jpg|Po
 
EvilPO.jpg|Po
 
</gallery>
 
</gallery>
 
 
{{Dudes and Teletubbies}}
 
{{Dudes and Teletubbies}}
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{{Overkey}}
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{{Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization members}}
 
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[[Category:Evil]]
 
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[[Category:Corrupt]]
 
[[Category:Old Gary approves this page]]
 
[[Category:Old Gary approves this page]]
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[[Category:Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization members]]
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[[Category:Guys that Undefeatables Fear]]
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[[Category:Super Scary]]
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[[Category:Things that scare Woody (BFDI)]]

Revision as of 02:41, 17 July 2020

YOU WILL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN-AGAIN! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! Po on steroids

Po is an evil Satanic teletubby, and the leader of the Teletubbies. She has evil powers and worships the devil. She has an evil fruitloop of doom on her head, and can use heat vision with it. She kills lots of people with her powers. She is the most feared of all the Teletubbies. She was once put in the BBC Logo. She featured a creepy smile. She eventually was asked for tax payment on getting into the logo, so she looked at her boss with her evil red eyes, and the boss decided to keep her in the logo. She stayed in it for 2 more years, before selling her soul to the boss to get her off, due to some, "embarrassing agreements". A shocking line she mentioned right after that situation was, "I don't need a soul, my friends and I are evil anyway".

She is also one of the bronze aces of the Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization.

She was also arrested for several murders with her fruitloop of doom, but she broke out. She owns a $5000 motorcycle which he ran over the Teletubbies once, and only owns it because, she gave her soul to the devil, and the devil owed her $5000. She has sacrificed herself to the devil over 9000 times, but is always released for being extremely annoying, and she can respawn anyway, as she is a teletubby. Also, she always gets calls from BBC telling her that they need her to create fire. She also decided to create The Wheel Of The Teletubbies, and she made it in the shape of the Nazi logo. She originally wanted to shape it like and upside down star, but BBC was a Nazi group, and she had to obey them, but she didn't like it. Recently, she has been attacking Tokyo and is planning to start her own organization, against kids. She has been known for hypnotizing Mordecai and Rigby every now and then.

Trivia

  • Po stars in her own stupid shames and they're all rated P for Po. Some of these are: The Stupid Adventures of Po, Guitar Hero: Po and Po Unleashed!. Two of them were sold on ShamesCoarse.
  • There is a river in Italy named Po. She made it herself with her pee and vomit. It's clean now though; all that remains of Po's presence is EEEEVILL.
  • She loves Donald Trump so much.
  • Po is the evil dictator of Poland.
  • Po ate Giygas and created Giygas' Kolk after barfing up Giygas.
  • Po once punched Chuck Norris, and wasn't roundhouse kicked!
  • Po doesn't know she was adopted from China.
  • Po's new food is Po Doodles.
  • Despite being a Satanist, she was banned from the Satanist Empire. They're still allies, though.

Gallery

「/」Tele Teletubbies Tele「/」
「/」Teletubby Family 「/」
「/」Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Tiddlytubbies 「/」
Mi-Mi - Daa Daa - Baa - Ping - RuRu - Nin - Duggle Dee - Umby Pumby
「/」The Lost Teletubbies 「/」
Doddy - Mumu - The Legendary White Teletubby - Thumper - Aya - Nin, Sr. - Tado - Boddy Doddy - Teepo - Ruggut - Fugar - EsEs - Arayavondabakzalagu - El Tunas
「/」Teletubby Ancestors 「/」
「/」Modified Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Ybbutelets 「/」
「/」Teleteegees 「/」
「/」Wa-Teletubbies 「/」
「/」The Good Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Telotubs 「/」
「/」WoTelotubs 「/」
「/」Boohbah 「/」
「/」Bubuhz 「/」
「/」Former Boohbah 「/」
Zoombah - Gin Ginbah - Yahbah
「/」Overkey「/」

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