Po's Tubby Custard Palace is a restaurant made by Po in Teletubby Land. It is ranked #324432 in the most disgusting restaurants in the entire UnWorld. One day, a guy named Butt Farts came to the place, he tried one of the Tubby Custard varieties and died 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds after eating it. The police came here and changed the open time to 3:00 in the afternoon and closing time at 12:00 Midnight. Chuck Norris tried the custard, and do you know what happened? HE DIDN'T DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG IT'S THE ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE RUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Custard Varieties[]
Item | Description | Price |
Regular Custard | Ingredients: Dog poo, Cat poo, Poison, Weekend Pickles, BLOOD. | $2 |
Po's Special | Basically a larger Regular Custard with an additional ingredient of Po's crap. | $50 |
Po Custard | Custard that's 904390439043904390439043904390439043904390439043904390439043 times bigger than Po's Special, this is ranked #954 of the most largest Custard. | $9001 |