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Plotholium Example

The appearance of plotholium is that of a great dodecahedron.

Plotholium is a SUPER IMPORTANT magical alternative variant of an atom that doesn't have any protons, neutrons or electrons, and is instead being made up of a very tiny great and truly indestructible dodecahedron. It is also known for creating the first few Undefeatables. It was created at the beginning of time by Chuck Norris It is named after the plot holes it both creates and fixes. It is the fabric of the UnOmniverse itself. People have tried to make an Undefeatable using this stuff, but they all just end up dying before they can actually make anything.

Trivia[]

  1. It can self-replicate and transform into any material.
  2. Anything can pass through it.
  3. Nothing can pass through it.
  4. It's OVER 9000 plus a googolplex times stronger than steel. (Not that it matters.)
  5. The original version of Plotholium was so strong that Chuck Norris was made out of it, but then Chuck Norris changed it so that Plotholium is weaker than him so that nobody can make a clone of Chuck Norris.
  6. Separates UnMultiverses
  7. It is the only thing Baby Yoshi cannot eat.
  8. It can switch from being a metal to non-metal at will.
  9. Most plotholium in the UnUniverse today was created in 2018 by a single, exceptionally powerful Roundhouse Kick. We are currently working on repairing the damage caused to the UnAnything Headquarters.
  10. Plotholium has an IQ of 3, despite being a material.
  11. It is completely transparent to radio waves between e and pi hertz.
  12. It causes resonance cascades.
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