Play has no limits.
—The PS5's slogan, in reality, play has a limit of 2 per store.
WOAH!!! IS THAT A PLAY STATION 5???
The Play Station 5 is the newest shaming console that Sony has released, coming out of the gates in the Hell on Earth that was 2020!
Right when it came out, it sold out in UNDER -9000 picoseconds! That means demand was SHUPA HIGH for the PS5. Everybody was excited, so it sold out like hot cakes, faster than any shame console ever made! Sony is working on restocking all the PS5s. It's currently 2024 and they're still not that easy to find, that’s the few downsides alongside its massive size (normal version and no-disc version). The plus is it can do 8K, 4K 120FPS, Ray-Tracing, HDR which was carried over from the PS4, it has great exclusive shames, a comfortable controller and MOAR!!!!
The PS5 controller was for some reason not the Dual Shock 5, but those idiots called it the DUAL SENSE. The name is dumb, but it has cool AF features. Haptic feedback and adaptive triggers in PS5 shames for added immersion, a built-in microphone for all shames AND stick drift! Recently Sony made the Dual Sense Edge which is a rip-off of the Xbox Elite S2 controller and the battery life SUCKS!!! And now a glorified Nintendo Wii U shamepad called "Play Station Portal" which doesn't even work without a PS5.
Shames[]
- Astro's Playroom (pre-installed on every PS5)
- Demon's Souls (PS5 exclusive)
- A shame where you go around killing people in 8K
- With the right Play Station Plus tier, PS3 shames
- Elden Ring (The definition of a masterpiece!)
- God of War Ragnarok
- Gappy the Shame 5: Battle for Yasuho
- Gappy the Shame 6: Gappy Goes to Hell
- Gappy the Shame 7: Sus Again
- Super Mario JoJo
- Super Mario JoJo 2
- OPERATE NOW
- Returnal
- Sonic Blood
- Astro Kills Sackboy
- Final Spaghetti XVI
- Little Devil Inside
- Super Mario 131
- Super Mario 132: Project Nexus
- Super Mario 133: The Day of Sigma
- Backwards compatible with all* PlayStation 4 shames.
- Defeat Da Undefeatables!!!
- And, of course, Grand Theft Sesame Street.
*Some PS4 shames don’t work.
Trivia[]
- The PS5 is sold for Un$499, but scalpers sell it for Un$1000s. As much as Nintendium in its rock form.