PS3 has no shames!
—The average netizen looking at a PS3.
This thing looks like a grill!
The Play Station 3 is the shaming system notorious for the large amount of crap that you have to deal with when trying to play it, both figuratively and literally. Figuratively because it was made with very low standards, it freezes up, the disks don't fit in the slot, internet connection runs at -3 MPH, and during all of this, there is a bomb ticking inside the system and you never know when it is going to go off. Literally because the processing system is made of Spyro's crap.
The Play Station 3 was first invented in good ole' 1972. It was the last shame made by Spyro's Sony. As it was made a few years into the Sony Civil War, Crash Bandicoot quickly gained control over the system, and then the company. Spyro is now banned from the Play Station 3, but Nobody cares. Everybody still plays Spyro shames because let's admit it; super-powerful dragons are a little cooler than a stupid overgrown rodent or fat bears.
Shames[]
- LittleBigPlanet 1, 2 and 3.
- Burnout Paradise
- Gappy the Shame
- Sonic Blood
- Gappy the Shame 2: War in Quahog
- Gappy the Shame 3: Sus
- Gappy the Shame 4: Gappy Kart
- Gappy the Shame 5: Battle for Yasuho
- Full-Life 2 but the G-Man is pitched up.
- Team Fortress 2
- Plays every PS1 and PS2 shame
- Lots of other shames
- And no shame console is complete without Grand Theft Sesame Street!