The hellish creation that was the PS2
The Play Station 2 was the second shaming system created by Sony. We know this because there is a "2" in the name. Nine out of ten doctors agree that having a "2" in the name means it is the second. The Play Station 2 was designed by Sony's then-president Spyro, and released in 1964. It was initially an "Adults Only" console, but was eventually deemed too inappropriate for adults.
After Sony's success with the Play Station, Spyro got a brilliant idea. He took two TVs playing lousy infomercials, a Chaos Emerald, an Iron Butt, and an old Play Station. Then he breathed fire on it and called it magic. Magic was a stupid name, so he changed it to Play Station 2. And that's when the shaming system was born!
Shortly after release, stuff happened. On a completely unrelated note, SpongeBob SquarePants is ready. Back to the Play Station 2, it was very successful as a shaming system and DVD player. People bought it, played shames on it, and then sold it at some garage sale for half the price they bought it. The Play Station 2 was the peak of Sony's success. It was soon followed by the Play Station 3, which was made out of literal dragon feces and contains an internal explosive.
Shames[]
A version made later
- Let's get the most obvious one out of the way first.
- Grand Theft Sesame Street 3: Vice Sesame
- Backwards compatibility with all Play Station shames, including Digimon
- Sonic Blood
- Captain 0: The RPG
- Full-Life (inferior version)
- Ratchet and Clank
- Sonic Heroes
- Gitaroo Man
- A shame about dogs on an island
- A shame about a mosquito pervert
- ATV Offroad Fury 2 and 4 (but not 3, Nobody knows what happened to it)
- Canada
- PaRappa the Rapper 2
- A shame featuring Minions for the movie Despicable Me
- Racing shames!!!??? Turns out there’s lots of them, including Gran Turismo, some RC shame, Test Drive Unlimited and more.
- there was this srtawbery shorcaek shame 2oo!!!!!
- The first 2 God of War shames
- Kratos Is Fucking Dead, which was sort of like Among Us
- Super Monkey Ball Deluxe and Adventure
- Probably a Spyro shame or 7
- Fifa shames. Too many to list.
- Gregory Horror Show (only in Japan and Europe for some reason)
- Emulators with this memory card called FreeMcBoot.
Trivia[]
- It sold a lot.
- It sold more than a lot.
- If you want an exact number, 161 million.
- To sum it up, it is the best selling shaming system of all time.
- If you want an exact number, 161 million.
- It sold more than a lot.
- There was a camera that allowed you to punch robots or turn into Giygas, but not even Nobody knows about it.
- Kratos Is Fucking Dead used to be illegal because, like the Blu-Ray, it was from the future, and this made the time people very angry, but now (Feb. 5 2023) that it's been made it has been legalized. It also rips off VRChat shame Blackout.