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Plankton operating a sneak attack.

Sheldon J. Plankton is the smallest pickle in the UnWorld. He lives in Bikini Bottom. He was once a happy little pickle of Pickle Land, but the events of the First Pickle War scarred him. He retreated to the ocean where he swam all the way to Bikini Bottom.


Plankton was born in Pickle Land in 1712. He was raised with the knowledge that pickles were the most powerful beings in the UnUniverse. When the humans attacked in the First Pickle War, Plankton was crushed (figuratively and literally). He jumped into the ocean, trying to drown himself. For some reason, pickles can breathe underwater. He swam to Bikini Bottom for no reason. Got'em.

The Chum Bucket

Plankton (wearing his gamer headset) when he knew that he was banned for good...

He started a new life in a new city, and even started his own restaurant. He then realized that his restaurant was teleported from Hell to across the street from the much more successful Krusty Krab. He tried to do everything he could to make his restaurant better, but failed.

He eventually resorted to his true evil ways. He decided to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. He first tried stealing it by asking nicely, but then that didn't work. Then he resorted to meaner ways of stealing it.Karen sometimes helps him. He actually tried taking it by force! After hundreds of years, he still has yet to actually get it. His attempts are documented in the shame known as Plankton: Da Shame. Today, Plankton spends his life developing Shames along side, his best friend, King Normal.

Subsequent Fortnite banning

When Fortnite was released in 4 AD, Plankton was an OG player who was the first to master the art of default dancing before anyone else. He streamed on Twitch under the alias "Big S" and garnered only a few million followers before being banned on Twitch for hosting a public execution in his living room while he was pwning noobs. This didn't deter him, however, from continuing his conquest to become the greatest Fortnite player of all time. Unfortunately, his reign came to a screeching halt when he accidentally said "Get the fag" instead of "Get the flag" and the system autobanned him for hate speech. He tried to make seventy alternative accounts, but upon finding out he couldn't get his skulltrooper outfit back, he resorted to the unspeakable.


Plankton hung himself aged 281 after he got banned from Fortnite.