Oh, I'm not Peppino!
—Terran player from League of Legends
Hahaha yes; the Sun doesn't exist! It's just a glow planet!
—Pizzano
Pizzano is a deranged PTSD-ridden shell of a tragic and broken man. A loser ate his DINNER and now he kills people, wishing the same pain upon the world as the world done unto him. His name is a play on the words pizza and piano. Pizzano is also Pizzelle's ultimate rival.
Explanation[]
Pizzano's Obligatory Orchestral Play
Theme song.
Pizzano was originally just Peppino. But he fell into the Respawn Machine, and it spat out a copy of him while the first one was alive. This is impossible so it did a Silver Chariot Requiem, and now the original has the soul of a Rabbid and the clone is Peppino. Peppino doesn't know this, and claims to be the original. Pizzano's body is slowly rotting from the Rabbid soul.
Antics[]
He does stuff that Ko would do, but at a much more smaller/petty scale. For starters, he tried to slow down the Fast Cow with mollases so that he could drink his malk and become big and strong like Mario. He also tried slowing down other guys like Sonic and Snick, but they were too fast (even with Run like Peppino). After getting into the Sugary Spire, he now is just installs No-Jumping Areas everywhere as he's super transphobic.
Sugary Spire[]
The Devil told him in one of his hallucinations that he should be loving and caring of all people. So he started listening to Ben Shapiro and Andrew Tate. They taught him how to throw books into Nether portals to go to new dimensions, so that's what he did.
In the confection dimension, there was this guy called Cakeface who told him he was going to go destroy LGBT businesses like Pizzelle's's, and he's gotta help them! So he did, and became one of the bosses of the Sugary Spire. When Pizzelle got to his floor and knocked on his boss door, he opened it. She beat him up so hard that he was sent to Seattle, and was forced to become a libertarian there (or else he would DIE).
Sugary Spire - Have a Rotten Day!
Pizzano is voiced by Wario
Trivia[]
- He has Texas and quinine in his armors. We don't know what that even means.
- He smells like Texas St. There might be something significant about Texas to his backstory.
- Pizzano's favorite food is spametti.
- His favorite shame is Lobotomy Dash because of the funny green faces.
- He is somewhat reminiscent of Deltarune's secret bosses.
- He wears the suit as a reminder of Noise's attempt at making things better.
- At the end of Pizza Tower when Peppino started beating up the previous bosses, that was actually Pizzano (but we didn't know it yet).
- Pizzano to this day thinks that puberty blockers are irreversible.