Jesus Christ, shut up! What is going on? What ‘chu guys doing?
—Pizzaface, before seeing the word “Boo” and screaming
Pizzaface is one of those monstrosities that just came out of the oven one day. There's not much else about his backstory. He's pretty evil. He appears in Pizza Tower, and is pretty evil in that too. Noise has also been eaten by Pizzaface before. Attempting to eat Pizzaface will result in immediate death.
Toppings[]
His face toppings consists of tomato paste, mozzarella cheese, 2 pepperonis, 6 green pepper slices, and 1 mushroom. He sometimes exchanges 2 pepperoni slices for pineapples, and mushroom for cherry tomato. He has experimented by having Bacon for eyebrows and Olives for eyes in the past. Pepperman used to be a topping for Pizzaface before being upgraded to a boss.
History[]
Pizzaface was baked as a pizza-y pizza in the original Ray's Pizza. The customer ordered distasteful anchovies on her XXXXXL-sized pizza, but Pizzaface was so disgusted that his face was going to be made the ugliest in Koridai that ejected himself out of the oven, and went to go assassinate Hugh Neutron. After that, he began to liberate the Pizzas, like some kind of ripoff of Captain 15. He's a giant freaking pizza for pete's sake, so of course of course he could scare people into not eating pizzas. In fact, this is when he used his signature ability to split himself up into octants. 8X the Pizza Power, and 8X the death that they deservioli.
He started building evil towers across the UnWorld called the Pizza Towers to fire his lazor at local Pizza businesses. He got these from Dr. Eggman because all the the Noid's stuff was too weak. Unfortunately Pizzaface destroyed a Captain 0's Pizza, which made Captain 0 come up to his door and said "Pizzaface, u r teh lamazoid! U don't know a good pizza from a pile of doodoo!" before setting his towers up the bombs and slapping him.
Around this time, Dr. Eggman roboticized Pizzaface so that he would stop molding he could join the Scary Robots Gang and get their support in liberating Pizzas. He gained a new ability which was to spit out rotating gears, like Minecraft Indev. Actually, the gears in Minecraft Indev are just pixelated grey forms of the ones Pizzaface dropped in Spritopia while he was in the past. You see, Pizzaface also hated Thanksgiving because 2 birds went back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. That's right. They went back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu, and replaced turkey with pizza. So he went back in time to the first Thanksgiving and killed the Chuck E Cheese worker. He also killed the free birds and some Native Americans. They blames the turkeys for this and so we eat them to this day thanks to Pizzaface.
Anyways, he travelled back to the future to the present, and built a new tower to go terrorize Peppino with. So Peppino started breaking his tower and made it to the top. Pizzaface chased him a few times when he was doing this, because Pillar John always wakes him up in revenge against Peppino. Peppino did an unexpectancy and severely damaged pizzaface. So he retreated and got Pizzahead on the scene while he recovered. He tried fighting Peppino again, but ran out of power and gears. Peppino woke him up for the final time (as well as Snick.exe) in an event called "Pizza Mayhem" which involved him Lap 3ing the entire tower. Unfortunately Pizzaface's own tower collapsed on him while he was chasing Peppino, and he died. Pizzahead would hold the funeral for Pizzaface. Pizzahead, Gustavo, and Brick were the only people who showed up.