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{{Quote|The pizza is aggressive.|Jimmy Nutrin}}
 
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[[File:Pizza.jpg|thumb|Be careful because pizza is deadly]]
 
[[File:Pizza.jpg|thumb|Be careful because pizza is deadly]]
Pizza is a very deadly food created by Hugh Nutrin in 19 B.C. to kill Jimmy Nutrin. The pizza is very aggressive. Do not eat it.
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Pizza is a very deadly food created by Hugh Nutrin in 19 B.C.e to kill Jimmy Nutrin. The pizza is very aggressive. Do not eat it.
 
==How To Make It==
 
==How To Make It==
 
Use the blood of [[The Devil]] and put it in cheese. Then you get pizza but your neck will be cut off because the pizza is aggressive and will kill you like a boomerang, but more deadlier.
 
Use the blood of [[The Devil]] and put it in cheese. Then you get pizza but your neck will be cut off because the pizza is aggressive and will kill you like a boomerang, but more deadlier.
 
==What It Tastes Like==
 
==What It Tastes Like==
Toilet paper. With cheese.
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'''''Toilet paper. With cheese.'''''
 
==What It Doesn't==
 
==What It Doesn't==
 
CUTS YOUR HEAD OFF AND KILLS YOU!
 
CUTS YOUR HEAD OFF AND KILLS YOU!
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KILL COUNT:
 
KILL COUNT:
   
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<span style="font-size:22.464px;">36935364</span>
   
<big><big><big>ERROR</big></big></big>
 
   
   
   
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THE PIZZA WILL BECOME AGGRESSIVE. PLEASE USE THIS ON A LESS DANGEROUS PERSON, Or [[Fries]]
THE PIZZA WILL BECOME AGGRESSIVE. PLEASE USE THIS ON A LESS DANGEROUS PERSON
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==The Pizza Quality Index ==
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The Pizza Quality Index (Or PQI) was created by [[Giorno Giovanna]] to rate each place's usefulness to society. Countries with high ratings on the PQI are designated as "holy zones", "sanctuaries" or "areas that must be protected at all costs", while those that score very low on the PQI face heavy sanctions (until they improve their pizza), or are destroyed entirely.
 
==Banning==
 
==Banning==
 
Once, the pizza got revenge on a boy named Jimmy Nutrin. He sliced his father's head off and pulled Jimmy's eyes out. The police later came after Jimmy called the polie and killed the pizza. What made the pizza aggressive was Egg Nog so they banned Egg Nog instead.
 
Once, the pizza got revenge on a boy named Jimmy Nutrin. He sliced his father's head off and pulled Jimmy's eyes out. The police later came after Jimmy called the polie and killed the pizza. What made the pizza aggressive was Egg Nog so they banned Egg Nog instead.
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==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*The first only people who tasted pizza and didn't die are the [[Teen Titans]] and [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]].
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*The first and only people who tasted pizza and didn't die are the [[Teen Titans]] and [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]].
 
[[Category:Stuff]]
 
[[Category:Stuff]]
 
[[Category:Food]]
 
[[Category:Food]]

Latest revision as of 18:20, May 19, 2020

Cquote1 The pizza is aggressive. Cquote2
Jimmy Nutrin
Pizza

Be careful because pizza is deadly

Pizza is a very deadly food created by Hugh Nutrin in 19 B.C.e to kill Jimmy Nutrin. The pizza is very aggressive. Do not eat it.

How To Make ItEdit

Use the blood of The Devil and put it in cheese. Then you get pizza but your neck will be cut off because the pizza is aggressive and will kill you like a boomerang, but more deadlier.

What It Tastes LikeEdit

Toilet paper. With cheese.

What It Doesn'tEdit

CUTS YOUR HEAD OFF AND KILLS YOU!

Kill CountEdit

KILL COUNT:

36935364



THE PIZZA WILL BECOME AGGRESSIVE. PLEASE USE THIS ON A LESS DANGEROUS PERSON, Or Fries

The Pizza Quality Index Edit

The Pizza Quality Index (Or PQI) was created by Giorno Giovanna to rate each place's usefulness to society. Countries with high ratings on the PQI are designated as "holy zones", "sanctuaries" or "areas that must be protected at all costs", while those that score very low on the PQI face heavy sanctions (until they improve their pizza), or are destroyed entirely.

BanningEdit

Once, the pizza got revenge on a boy named Jimmy Nutrin. He sliced his father's head off and pulled Jimmy's eyes out. The police later came after Jimmy called the polie and killed the pizza. What made the pizza aggressive was Egg Nog so they banned Egg Nog instead.

TriviaEdit

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