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Pizza is a very deadly food created by Hugh Nutrin in 19 B.C.e to kill Jimmy Nutrin. The pizza is very aggressive. Do not eat it.
 
Pizza is a very deadly food created by Hugh Nutrin in 19 B.C.e to kill Jimmy Nutrin. The pizza is very aggressive. Do not eat it.

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Pizza

Be careful because pizza is deadly

Pizza is a very deadly food created by Hugh Nutrin in 19 B.C.e to kill Jimmy Nutrin. The pizza is very aggressive. Do not eat it.

How To Make It

Use the blood of The Devil and put it in cheese. Then you get pizza but your neck will be cut off because the pizza is aggressive and will kill you like a boomerang, but more deadlier.

What It Tastes Like

Toilet paper. With cheese.

What It Doesn't

CUTS YOUR HEAD OFF AND KILLS YOU!

Kill Count

KILL COUNT:


ERROR



THE PIZZA WILL BECOME AGGRESSIVE. PLEASE USE THIS ON A LESS DANGEROUS PERSON

Banning

Once, the pizza got revenge on a boy named Jimmy Nutrin. He sliced his father's head off and pulled Jimmy's eyes out. The police later came after Jimmy called the polie and killed the pizza. What made the pizza aggressive was Egg Nog so they banned Egg Nog instead.

Trivia

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