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{{Quote|The pizza is aggressive.|Jimmy Nutrin}} |
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[[File:Pizza.jpg|thumb|Be careful because pizza is deadly]] |
[[File:Pizza.jpg|thumb|Be careful because pizza is deadly]] |
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| − | Pizza is a very deadly food created by Hugh Nutrin in 19 B.C. |
+ | Pizza is a very deadly food created by Hugh Nutrin in 19 B.C.e to kill Jimmy Nutrin. The pizza is very aggressive. Do not eat it. |
==How To Make It== |
==How To Make It== |
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Use the blood of [[The Devil]] and put it in cheese. Then you get pizza but your neck will be cut off because the pizza is aggressive and will kill you like a boomerang, but more deadlier. |
Use the blood of [[The Devil]] and put it in cheese. Then you get pizza but your neck will be cut off because the pizza is aggressive and will kill you like a boomerang, but more deadlier. |
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==What It Tastes Like== |
==What It Tastes Like== |
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| − | Toilet paper. With |
+ | '''''Toilet paper. With cheese.''''' |
==What It Doesn't== |
==What It Doesn't== |
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CUTS YOUR HEAD OFF AND KILLS YOU! |
CUTS YOUR HEAD OFF AND KILLS YOU! |
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KILL COUNT: |
KILL COUNT: |
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| + | <span style="font-size:22.464px;">36935365</span> |
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| − | <big><big><big>ERROR</big></big></big> |
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| + | ==The Pizza Quality Index == |
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| + | The Pizza Quality Index (Or PQI) was created by [[Giorno Giovanna]] to rate each place's usefulness to society. Countries with high ratings on the PQI are designated as "holy zones", "sanctuaries" or "areas that must be protected at all costs", while those that score very low on the PQI face heavy sanctions (until they improve their pizza), or are destroyed entirely. |
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| + | === Current Index === |
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| + | 2. [[France]]<br>5. [[Spain]]<br>17. [[Japan]]<br>42. [[Soviet Russia]]<br>Somwhere in the top 50. [[Nacho Fries]]<br>67. [[Piramidia]] (27th when [[Peppino]] ran his buisness at the town of [[Oasis Springs]])<br>69. [[North Korea]]<br>500. [[Seattle]]<br>Second to last. [[Dimension 666]]<br>Last place. [[Hawaii]] |
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==Banning== |
==Banning== |
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Once, the pizza got revenge on a boy named Jimmy Nutrin. He sliced his father's head off and pulled Jimmy's eyes out. The police later came after Jimmy called the polie and killed the pizza. What made the pizza aggressive was Egg Nog so they banned Egg Nog instead. |
Once, the pizza got revenge on a boy named Jimmy Nutrin. He sliced his father's head off and pulled Jimmy's eyes out. The police later came after Jimmy called the polie and killed the pizza. What made the pizza aggressive was Egg Nog so they banned Egg Nog instead. |
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| + | {{Louie|DON'T EAT!! It WILL kill you, eat [[Real Pizza]] instead.}} |
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==Trivia== |
==Trivia== |
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| − | *The first only people who tasted pizza and didn't die are the [[Teen Titans]] and [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]. |
+ | *The first and only people who tasted pizza and didn't die are the [[Teen Titans]] and [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]. |
[[Category:Stuff]] |
[[Category:Stuff]] |
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Revision as of 00:04, 4 May 2021
The pizza is aggressive. Jimmy Nutrin
Be careful because pizza is deadly
Pizza is a very deadly food created by Hugh Nutrin in 19 B.C.e to kill Jimmy Nutrin. The pizza is very aggressive. Do not eat it.
How To Make It
Use the blood of The Devil and put it in cheese. Then you get pizza but your neck will be cut off because the pizza is aggressive and will kill you like a boomerang, but more deadlier.
What It Tastes Like
Toilet paper. With cheese.
What It Doesn't
CUTS YOUR HEAD OFF AND KILLS YOU!
Kill Count
KILL COUNT: 36935365
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The Pizza Quality Index
The Pizza Quality Index (Or PQI) was created by Giorno Giovanna to rate each place's usefulness to society. Countries with high ratings on the PQI are designated as "holy zones", "sanctuaries" or "areas that must be protected at all costs", while those that score very low on the PQI face heavy sanctions (until they improve their pizza), or are destroyed entirely.
Current Index
2. France
5. Spain
17. Japan
42. Soviet Russia
Somwhere in the top 50. Nacho Fries
67. Piramidia (27th when Peppino ran his buisness at the town of Oasis Springs)
69. North Korea
500. Seattle
Second to last. Dimension 666
Last place. Hawaii
Banning
Once, the pizza got revenge on a boy named Jimmy Nutrin. He sliced his father's head off and pulled Jimmy's eyes out. The police later came after Jimmy called the polie and killed the pizza. What made the pizza aggressive was Egg Nog so they banned Egg Nog instead.
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Louie's Notes |
Trivia
- The first and only people who tasted pizza and didn't die are the Teen Titans and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.