FANDOM


Cquote1 The pizza is aggressive. Cquote2
Jimmy Nutrin
Pizza

Be careful because pizza is deadly

Pizza is a very deadly food created by Hugh Nutrin in 19 B.C.e to kill Jimmy Nutrin. The pizza is very aggressive. Do not eat it.

How To Make It

Use the blood of The Devil and put it in cheese. Then you get pizza but your neck will be cut off because the pizza is aggressive and will kill you like a boomerang, but more deadlier.

What It Tastes Like

Toilet paper. With cheese.

What It Doesn't

CUTS YOUR HEAD OFF AND KILLS YOU!

Kill Count

KILL COUNT:

36935365



THE PIZZA WILL BECOME AGGRESSIVE. PLEASE USE THIS ON A LESS DANGEROUS PERSON, Or Fries

The Pizza Quality Index 

The Pizza Quality Index (Or PQI) was created by Giorno Giovanna to rate each place's usefulness to society. Countries with high ratings on the PQI are designated as "holy zones", "sanctuaries" or "areas that must be protected at all costs", while those that score very low on the PQI face heavy sanctions (until they improve their pizza), or are destroyed entirely.

Current Index

2. France
5. Spain
17. Japan
42. Soviet Russia
Somwhere in the top 50. Nacho Fries
67. Piramidia (27th when Peppino ran his buisness at the town of Oasis Springs)
69. North Korea
500. Seattle
Second to last. Dimension 666
Last place. Hawaii

Banning

Once, the pizza got revenge on a boy named Jimmy Nutrin. He sliced his father's head off and pulled Jimmy's eyes out. The police later came after Jimmy called the polie and killed the pizza. What made the pizza aggressive was Egg Nog so they banned Egg Nog instead.

Trivia

Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.