Pittsburgh is a city in Pennsylvania. It is known for its steel, factories, Steelers, and rivers. There is a special language called Pittsburghese that has words that outsiders would not understand.
History
George Washington ant his troops here and said, "build me Fort Pitt!" They built the fort, fought the British, and created a city. Then electricity was invented by Benjamin Franklin, and they were able to create trolly cars. Then the city discovered there was lotsa steel and coal. The city has been very successful in the fields of success.
Pittsburghese
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