I am Piss Cakehole.
—Piss Cakehole, introducing himself in a polite and reasonable manner
Piss Cakehole is a Sniper look-alike that had DNA's of Sniper and Freddy Krueger applied to him. He is banned from Earth for carving Everybody he smells. Yes, smells: his strongest sense, amplified through his facial features, is smell. He can smell You. Better start runnin'.
Piss Cakehole has a dream to carve Karkat Vantas, since even psychopaths like Piss Cakehole know cringe when they see it.
Almost nothing scares Piss Cakehole, but the only thing that ever did was Optimus Prime, whomst he tried carving, but failed because Optimus is made of METAL!1
He's green when in rage mode. Our top physicists have detemmied that this is the same effect as in Phoenix Wright's OBJECTION Bomb attack.
Piss Cakehole Carves Someone
Okay