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A typical pirate being stupid.
Pirates are these guys who sail the ocean for several years without taking a bath just to find treasure. Pirates sometimes encounter storms, monsters, and Your Mom. Those are some of the reasons why they die. Pirates live on a pirate ship sailing the ocean until they die. Pirates all have dreams, whether it be finding treasure, or something else, but their dream is usually to obtain something they see as treasure. Many pirates also try to find the One Piece. Pirates are also the holy people of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
This is a pirate's pegleg
Appearance[]
A pirate ship is led by the captain. Most captains have crews. These are their crews' appearances:
Captain[]
They're the one who leads the pirate ship. They usually always wear boots, a hat, fake beard and always have a parrots standing on their shoulders just in case the ship encountered something magical and he will use the parrot as a sacrifice.
Crewmate[]
No, no, no, not Amogus. They usually have a striped shirt, either a hat or a doo rag, boots, and also a fake beard.
Stuff pirates and their captains wear[]
- Fake beards
- Boots
- Hat or doo rag
- Striped shirt
- A missing tooth
- A pegleg
Some pirate crews don't look like or have the things listed above, for example, Luffy doesn't have a pegleg or a parrot on his shoulder.
Not so stupid Pirates[]
There are other types of pirates too. Most of them are also the pirates mentioned above. These pirates find random movies and sell them for free at bookstores, the Internet, and your house. They were thought to always be arrested but because Police are stupid, they never did anything about it. Many people buy movies from these pirates.
More pirates[]
There are also a rare occasion of another type of pirate who rates pie. many people like these pirates because they make sure their pie isn't explosive. The pies are usually explosive anyways because they can never tell if it has explosions or not. People think that if a pirate rates pie good, then it has no explosives. That's usually the last thing they ever think.