Don't mind that white thing at all! This is just your friendly Piramid!
|Scientific name:||Piramis vivus|
|Time Alive:||1846 CE - The end and beyond...|
|Size:||8 - 40 ft|
|Weight:||200 - 1,000,000 lbs.|
|Tastes Like...||Cheesy Drumstick|
|Powers:||Ability to withstand any amount of capsaicin|
Piramides (dervived from the spanish word for pyramid, piramide, referring to their usual shape) are bizzare, stone like creatures. They are native to the island of Piramidia, a land made of bizzare, yellow, rock like stuff. They come in different shapes and sizes, but most commonly are simply triangle. The many types of Piramides live together, hand in hand, within this island, and since hardly any is the same, they never discriminate, which is good.
Piramides consist of a bizzare rock like substance, it's actually ancient sea sponge mixed with pumice, making them related to sea sponges. And some beady eyes too. As we stressed, their body shape is always different. Scientists used a jackhammer to disect one and found out they have organs, these came from some war the Mexicans fought long ago, yet the Piramides are still healthy. It's unknown how they get their resources, but some say they suck it up via holes in them.
Old Piramides crumble and die, and whatever remains forms a new Piramid. What? You'd think we'd say something like... that? No! Not even in 69 years!
- The fear of Piramides is impetupyramiphobia.
- Surprisingly, Piramides are fairly rare around the town of Oasis Springs. Rumor has it that they were ground for their cheesy meat to put on pizza, though the only possible evidence is that Peppino used to run his business there.