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Pie's retarded picture.

Pinkie Pie (also known as Pinkamena Diane Pie) is an unsuccessful internet meme made of Chaos Energy and not created by Homer Simpson in a power plant accident. She is another stupid pony.

Early Life 

Pinkie was born in a rundown town outside Ponyville and worked with her two sisters and parents at a nondescript rock farm. She found it dull because there was no smiling, no talking, and no YouTube . After she saw the rainbow, everything changed. Her hair was struck by lightning, giving it its curls. She could now smile forever! When she surprised her family with her party, she got her own cutie mark of 3 balloons!


Beware her eavesdropping acts!

Too MANY to list. LOL.

Later years

At age 25, Pinkie became a horny prostitute and started becoming an alcoholic. 15 years from that day, she discovered Rainbow Dash was caught red-handed sneaking into Murdershy's shed. 2 years later, she wrote a book about her life and her father and became a drug addict after being kicked out of the bar. On May 13, 2012, Pinkamena Diane Pie was arrested for doing drugs and smoking weed and being a prostitute.

Future and Death

During September 11, 2012, Pinkie was sentenced for execution and died of a stroke and liver disease, but she and her legend are never forgotten.

Revival and Comeback

On 12/21/12, Pinkie was resurrected by a manic unicorn named Twilight Sparkle and decided to come back to her friends and escape the crisis.