- Not to be confused with Tubby Custard.
The sauce itself.
Pink Sauce is a milky, squishy, slime-like, lactose-induced, teeth-melting, sweet and sour substance of goo produced and marketed by Jesse Pinkman for use as human food. Many people are afraid of it because they hear lies on the Internet from people who don't know any better. It's part of a healthy diet and is good for the heart.
Misconceptions[]
- Pink Sauce is not a drug, and doesn't need FDA approval.
- It is not related to the clothing brand PINK.
- This does not contain bodily fluids from Pink Guy, Pink Sheep, Pinky, or Clyde.
- Koopas are not involved.
- This sauce has been proven safe by health experts around the world.
History[]
Creation[]
When Walter White and Jesse Pinkman were still cooking meth they noticed one time a little Kirby got into their Meth batch and turned it into sauce. It didn't taste like anything at first, it had the consistency of water, but then it started curdling like milk into and developing a weird aroma. So Jesse hopped into his El Camino and drove over to Majin Buu's place to make him the figurehead of this new amazing drug, so they began cooking Kirby.
They decided to call it "Pink Sauce" because "Majin Buu Slime" was already trademarked by the Slimes (why wouldn't they have the exclusive rights to the name Majin Buu?). Many people heard about it at this point because Skylar that fucking bitch can't just shut up for 12 seconds about Walt's empire business have tried to obtain Pink Sauce but have been unable to due to the fact they have no distrubutors.
This is what you plebians consume in your fast food.
Downfall[]
When they ran out of Kirbies to make Pink Sauce out of they started using Patrick Star due to the properties of starfish multiplication. This reduced the quality of the meth I mean sauce so much that the creators of it both got shot to death by a firing squad because of how poor it now tasted.
Distribution[]
McDonald's is the largest distributor of Pink Sauce, as Ronald McDonald personally went to Pinkman's operation to try some of it and figured he knew how to turn it into Chicken McNuggets. You can buy it at your local McDonald's raw for just under $12.
Health Benefits[]
If you can name a disease, this will cure you from it. If you can name a cause of death, this could have prevented it.† This is because Pink Sauce is safe for human consumption.
† Some restrictions may apply. See back of the packaging for more details. Coupon must be presented at time of purchase. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.