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HAMBURGER PLEAAASE!!! Pink Guy begging for a hamburger

Pink Guy is a guy in a pink suit covering most of him except his face and hands. People pay him to scream wacky parodies at their weddings like some kind of clown. He could have been a clown or a jester and get the set bonus on April Fools', but he thinks they're all gay. He is not related to Purple Guy, and Purple Guy did not go back in time just to pour Pilk on his and Henry's graves.

History[]

Pink guy was born in 1968 when Pretty Bomber had an affair on Bomberman with Görcho. No, he is not related to them. He was born somewhere in Japan in 1968 to 2 very loving parents, Mr. Fakénamé and Mrs. Fakénamé. They raised him to be the most polite, most normal, most non-disruptive citizen of the UnOmniverse.

But the one day, Pink Guy stated watching YouTube Poop and then decided to go become one himself. He also ate Taco Bell to try and get YouTube Diarrhea, but that failed. He was them deemed king of Taco Bell and given a promotion to being the new CEO. Actually, that is another lie. He actually just threatened to shoot Beanos unless he made him the new CEO, which he did, but then he turned around and sold Taco Bell to KFC for a lifetime supply of potatoes and milk. Unfortunately, the milk ruined his voice and he can no longer sing.

He then got kidnapped by the Nazis and was sold to Görcho, where he worked in that guy's rice fields until he finally died. He was brought back to life a few more times, but then just collapsed on the floor and couldn't be revived again.

Trivia[]

  • He only trusts heroes like Mario, Sonic, Optimus Prime, and others.
  • He hates Ms. Ukraine. He considers her one of his one of his worst enemies along with the rest of the Satanist Empire.
  • He also Hugo Chavez in a Vuvuzela duel and is now the new president of Venezuela.
  • He has a list of the 30 worst enemies he has ever encountered.
  • He has been titled "Best Minion" by Mr. T.
  • He was sacrificed to Chin-Chin in 788,238,999 A.D. by none other than Googolplex. He survived, but he was still cut across his waist with a bigass chainsaw.
  • He grasped the true form of Giygas's Attack.

His top 30 worst enemies[]

  1. Chin-Chin
  2. Thanos
  3. Googolplex
  4. Bonzi Buddy
  5. Galactic Chicken Empire
  6. Megatron/Galvatron
  7. Yo Gabba Gabba! (The whole team)
  8. Bowser
  9. Dr. Robotnik
  10. Vinnie the Canadian Engine
  11. Shockwave
  12. Ms. Ukraine
  13. Adolf Hitler
  14. M. Bison
  15. Bruticus Maximus (All of his components)
  16. Diesel 10
  17. The Teletubbies
  18. Jack Frost
  19. Spencer the British Engine
  20. Captain 3
  21. Randall Boggs
  22. The Demon Whose Name Starts With G
  23. 4chan Sniper
  24. WaWaWaPo
  25. WaWaBenson
  26. Vagineer
  27. Captain 2
  28. SoupCock Porkpie
  29. Gligar
  30. Average Anime Girl
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