Good fruit
A Pineapple is a very sour fruit that if eaten uncooked in large quantities will fuck up your tongue. People say that Pineapple belongs on Pizza but that's BULLSHIT! Pineapple does NOT belong on Pizza, it never belonged on Pizza and it never will, it's so gross that the Mushroom Kingdom made pineapple on pizza illegal, you know? And putting even one pineapple on the pizza (even if it’s an accident) is considered an act of war and can carry the death penalty if caught doing it enough times (read: 50). The madman that invented this crime against food? Canada. First cretons and now this? What did the pineapple ever do to you?
Pineapple is best eaten in slices raw, but if you don’t like a messed up tongue you can soaked peeled pineapple in salt water to lessen the irritation or cook it in the oven or on the stove, that’s cool.
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- Pineapple flavoured candy tastes good.
- We feed Pineapple Pizzas to the Great Mighty Poo; in fact, anything that's generally considered disgusting, we feed it to him. He seems to like the stuff that we feed him. Pineapple pizzas, 0 Burgers, etc.
- It is not an apple, despite it being in the name
- Pink pineapples exist. They are however, very rare
- You eat this with other stuff NOT PIZZA