Pika Pika! Pika Pika Pika! Pik... Forget it! DIE!
—Some Pikachu
Pikachu is a Pokemon who has about 99999999999999999 plot armor. He uses his lightning bolts to tell people "Get lost", or sometimes "go commit die". He is satanic because evolution goes against God.
Pikachu has existed since 1996. It was originally a feral rabbit, but it slowly turned into what it is today, a mouse, due to continuous zaps of electricity, because Teletubby Land's topography outside of The Hills isn't exactly known for being anything other than a Superflat world.
He is now very powerful, and shoots lightning when he's angry, bored, hungry, or constipated.
Ash is Pikachu's trainer, and occasionally friend.
He will laugh at Damn Daniel.
Attacks[]
- Shoot lightning at things
- Blow Stuff Up With lightning
- Pika Pika Pika
- ZAP ZAP ZAP
- *BOOSH! BOOSH!*
- Energy Blast
- Awesome Blast
- Create THUNDERSTORMS
- Eat Ness's Green Cheese
Trivia[]
Pikachu is a form of Π.