OINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OINK OINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
—A pig
Now that's EVIL!
A pig is a fat animal who is secretly a dog dressed as a pig, hence the image description here. They are very good fighters, so if you slap them into meat, they will kill you and sue Sir Twibbleton II (though he probably can sue them back).
Pigs taste like humans, which is why keep sending them to the Nether to fetch them cold beers, but always end up burning up and offending the skeletons.
Notable Pigs[]
- Peppa Pig
- Mr. George
- Ganon
- Wizpig
- Desert Pig
- Megapork
- Bad Piggies
Trivia[]
- Pigs are known for being good fighters, almost as good as AkaRed.
- Have you ever wondered why Your every day crab! died? PIGS DID IT!
- Porky loves pigs!
- Pigs have disgusting ears.
- Dr. Robotnik likes pigs.
- The scientific name for pigs, used by real geniuses is Sus Domesticus, hence they are among us and they're sus.
- Pigs come from a country called Pig Land on the planet Ogg.
- The former ruler was Theodore Pigson and the current leader is Pigodeon.
- Pig Land has been sued 5 million times for ripping off Pickle Land.
- They sometimes get the flu.
- Pig is ruler of the Johnverse.
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