- Not to be confused with Pi.
Hey look! Pie!
I like pie!
—Some guy
Pie is a deadly desert created by filling of Real Pie with explosives, poison, or deadly chemicals. Hence, these are the only flavors it comes in. One bite will kill most people, but evil people (and obviously Chuck Norris) are immune to it, and even like the taste of it; only evil people, Chuck Norris, suicidal people, Do a Barrel roll, Shoop da Whoop, and stupid people eat pie.
Instructions[]
- Step One: Bake Pie
- Step Two: Eat Pie
- Step Three: DIE (Unless you are evil or if your UnRank is OVER 9000)
Confusion[]
Pipie??
It is usually confused with the ultralong number pi.
Those who are confused by this oddity known as pi should become math guys and learn more about numbers, and then become food guys to learn more about cooking. This is because pi is about cooking, and pie is about math, right?
Oh wait, other way round. Pi is round and Pie is round. So, what's the difference?
ZOMG! Living pie!
Trivia[]
- Pies can be used to make Pie Shield.
- Humans are immune to the effect of pie.
- Pies can Blow Stuff Up with bomb power.