- Wow, okay seriously. You really don't know what a pickle is? If you aren't a human being (which means you are some sort of highly intelligent animal or extraterrestrial being) then you should learn about the pickle anyways, as they are very important to our culture.
A pickle is a species of people that are short and green. The majority of them live in Pickle Land, but they have also been seen in the Mushroom Kingdom. Pickles are generally good people who are always willing to help others. However, they can't talk, or move for that matter, so it is difficult for them to achieve much. However, the Jar of Pickles is infamous for committing countless crimes, for example, destroying the Statue of Liberty. It's said they were artificially created by the legendary Rick Sanchez in 1523, however this has been proven false by Gordon Freeman in 1995.
Pickles are often discriminated against because they are so small and helpless. Some people even participate in pickle-hunting, a cruel sport where they catch pickles, jar them up, and sell them in stores. Vlasic is one of the most infamous pickle hunters to live. Humans have been known to eat pickles on a regular basis. Sometimes they slice pickles into their deaths before they eat them. It is a general opinion that pickles taste GOOD. They are cool with warts and are sour.
Popular Uses For Pickles[]
Pickles can be used for all sorts of wonderful and magical things such as:
- Use for killing.
- Writing Wikis about.
- Holes
- Sucking
- Admiring
- Infections
- Inserting into people's pockets as a joke.
- Random boredom Googles at school or work.
- Dressing up in clothes and googly eyes and acting out your favorite movie/TV scenes.
- Inserting into people's instruments as a joke, almost all instruments are compatible, except for the also random harmonica.
- Staging battles with bananas.
- Stealing and then burning if you are a llama.
- Leaving on a teacher's computer keyboard or laptop.
Pickles On TV[]
The Residents as pickles!
It is widely known that pickles are the most random thing ever, and therefore make random appearances on our television sets. Whether it is in an episode of your favorite show or a cheesy black and white movie on daytime television, the whole world gets excited when a pickle comes on screen.
Competitors[]
Followed closely by pickles are the more well-known bananas. They both pray on each other and wait for one to give up their guard before violently and gruesomely murdering (and eating) the other.
Other Pickles[]
- Pickle
- Pickle Sans
- Pickleodeon
- Pickle Wolves
- Sonic the Pickle