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This takes the cake.

Piccolo

Piccolo is the best flute in Dragon Ball Zee and The Grill Master. He is big and in the green. After fighting Frieza on planet Namek and nearly dying in the process, he decided fighting wasn't going to result in victory and so became a My Little Pony fan; he is currently wearing an Applejack dog tag. Piccolo appreciates honestly (and digging) above all else, which is why he lives in a burrow with his least favorite rabbit Thumper.

Childhood

Piccolo had a rough childhood. He was Piccolo. He used to be beat up a lot at school, so he learned to fight. He entered his first MLG Saga when he found out he could 360 noscope his bullies to death. Being murder on Namek is illegal, he was launched into space to DIE. But then some guy named Dr. Large saw him. Dr. Large was going to get revenge on Nappa, but saw Piccolo floating in space. So he played him and granted him 3 wishes:

  1. Being large
  2. Being in charge
  3. Being angry

Dr. Large used one of his Fatman Syringes on Piccolo, evolving him into a next-level being. He was cool now. Being cool, he returned to his home planet only to find out everyone he knew died because time dilation. He still kept the name Piccolo though.

Fighting Saga

Piccolo went to Fighting School to learn anger management. He didn't go there to fight because he was already the best fighter there was. But then Frieza came to his planet to go kill some guys. He killed Piccolo, ending his Fighting Saga for good. But he came back to life, so it's okay now. he later came back to fuse with Nail

The Grill Master Saga

Piccolo decided to become The Grill Master thus trained with the best grillers in the world in order to become the grill master. He became The Grill Master in a few days. The bad news is is that some people interrupted him. Andrew Tate decided to tell him to live life, breathe air, but Piccolo wouldn't take this disrespect so he looked dead into his eyes and said it:

I'm grilling; do not interrupt The Grill Master.

Piccolo

Do not interrupt the grill master.

Andrew Tate interrupted him again so Piccolo took matters into his own hands, and used his Special Beam Cannon on Mr. Tate, immediately killing him. Then he stole his Bugatti and continued to grill, as that was his duty as The Grill Master: for the Z Fighters, and for making people take their Kami Pill in the UnWorld. He wondered why he doesn't have a new form, as everyone even fucking Yamcha and Tien had new forms but he didn't get one, so he searched to find a way to get a new form.

Sunny D Piccolo

Piccolo in search of a new form is looking for a way to become stronger, when Yamcha made a joke about him drinking 7 gallons of orange juice will make him stronger. Well Piccolo took it seriously, as he went to the store and bought 7 gallons worth of Sunny D and went back home to drink it all. After his seventh gallon of Sunny D, Piccolo seriously thought that it was all a myth by Yamcha to fool him. Well that was before he powered up. His skin changed colors from green to a orange-ish yellow. He's achieved his new form: SUNNY D PICCOLO.

Sunny D Piccolo

Currently

Borgerking

Burger King Piccolo

GOHAN! BURGER KING IS SUPERIOR MC DONALDS IS FOR PUSSIES!!

Piccolo

Piccolo is giving everyone their Kami Pill while being the best Grill master for the Z Fighters. He was then hired to join The Coalition Against Evil as the head chef in the crew. Piccolo gladly accepted the offer and joined. Sometimes you can find him at Burger King

This Takes The Cake

Piccolo would begin stealing Cakes from local bakeries for no reason whatsoever he would also become a Judge in his own show called Piccolo's Courtroom. He gained a new ability called the special Bee cannon which is just the special beam cannon but it shoots out bees instead of a beam.

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